A graphic featuring cutout images of Cole Ragans, Vinnie Pasquantino, Bobby Witt Jr., Salvador Perez, and Maikel Garcia in Royals City Connect 2.0 uniforms set against a stylized purple and blue background. Text on the graphic reads, "Forever Fountains."
Debuting Tonight: Forever Fountains. ⛲️
the only thing that could kill Chuck Norris is...himself. chuck norris has passed away. therefore Chuck Norris committed suicide. admittedly funny, but quite a relief as well.
this is everything that's wrong with bluesky
you're gonna want to kill him by October
british sailor's euphemism for cannibalism: "the delicate question"
american sailor's euphemism for cannibalism: "the custom of the sea"
australian sailor's euphemism for cannibalism: "a salty tucker"
kevin durant. nobody will leak your group dms on bluesky. you can make 30 burners here and nobody will care just name them resist2026xyz
Would never have guessed that the incel right would not have been down with a half-time production where the chief selling point is "this guy fucks". Epic show
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Dazzling And Gorgeous! The Jesus Clit Nut And Squirrel Super Ultra Special
If your account accumulates 16 boopies, it will do a twirly. Right now you have 9 stinkies! Don't get any more worpies, or you might make a frown... :-(
This is so important because A) she did it in response to Benedict Wong, a far more prominent actor, saying he's listening to the audiobooks a lot and B) did it unprompted, she specifically stopped the fluff interview to draw the comparison to the themes of their film and support trans people.
She brought a bag lunch. Smart. bsky.app/profile/benm...
The cognitive dissonance of constantly reading that I need to spend some time mastering generative AI while not knowing a single person in my industry who uses it to do good work 🤙
It's interesting to hear Europe criticize the US for its aggression. When it is their continent which produced Count Dracula...
Sean McDermott was far from perfect. And he should have probably been out a couple of years ago. But this press conference from Pegula and Brandon Beane is insulting to a guy who helped turn around a franchise that was a laughing stock
not a minter believer?
josh is the offense and as long as hes there you can afford to cycle through some OCs and scheme changes because he guarantees the floor. defense needs good coach who won't leave after a year. also the offensive guys this cycle just are not particularly inspiring unless you're taking a risky youngun
that actually makes a lot of sense. could i do that too
The Ravens are so good they aren't even interesting to talk about anymore. "Oooooh how do they match up into the" doesn't matter. "How will the Chiefs play the" don't care. "Which NFC team would be best at" none.
you did not see this kitty pull a glizzy heist
good morning
need this
they are, actually. weather games add texture and variety to the sport and the viewing experience, even if the end product is "worse" (as if that's an objectively measurable concept in this context anyway). it enriches your enjoyment of the sport and mixes things up. it's fun, and good.
theyre playin your heartstrings like eddie van halen buddy, but more power to you says i
it is cool when two people seem to like each other and then they kiss. it's nice
two days later we're still talking shit on vivek ramaswamy for five minutes then spending two hours posting tomei pics and saying like "i think she's very pretty" and "shes a hooper"
the entire politics channel of a discord community im in became a marisa tomei appreciation zone today. god id love her to disintegrate my entire body with a directed energy weapon
One fun thing about the Japanese is we love the FUCK out of Christmas and have only the loosest concept of what is going on
okay but you do live in new york, the least serious place on earth
come on that's not real right. nobody serious is actually saying that. right
Ravenswood Darksword says, thankful for porno! lol. Barbie-Anne Whittles-Mock responds, Jason please.. think of how you were broight up.
