I’m getting my titers next week at my physical and when i called to request titers i told the woman “I’m turning fifty, and, you know, THE WORLD” and she was all (Boston accent) “oh yes honey i understand we’ll get you all set up”

ZOMG my day has been mayhem and I’m only just now getting a first pass at the list! Nomnomnoms

IT’S OSCAR NOM-NOM-NOMS DAY! Prepare to groan as film & food collide into demented puns.

Oh Thanksgiving, you fickle shrew, you.