I've been independently sailing in and out of the strait of Hormuz with no incident for several weeks now. Sorry to hear that others have been struggling with this.

I'm changing the code to the ammo locker again. New code's 0451

horse deals @heymermaid Stop saying I'm my own worst enemy. My worst enemy is Johan, from the stables; I want him dismissed, but he's curried such favor with father

If you're open to recommendations, I love ONRSV's water-fit sun serum. It's just for the face, but it goes on super smooth, and it moisturizes

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

from hell's heart, i jack off and take a nap

Super fun! You get to play with a bunch of weird cards, and nobody ever has any idea what you're doing, so they get the interaction points all wrong. I just need to goldfish it another 100 times before I pull it out in front of other people again

I still had a good time, for what its worth, but Ulalek is a much bigger brained deck than I gave it credit for

Played in the same event this month. Ulalek this time. Worst I've ever done in a cEDH event lol

Had to draw her 🌞

I think the ending functions really well if you think it's the second act of a trilogy, but if that's the actual end, man...

FLOW - COLORS / THE FIRST TAKE YouTube video by THE FIRST TAKE

Happy Saturday here's Colors by Flow
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4r9...

Toxic Avenger review?

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Thinking this morning about how different Math (the beautiful and sublime discipline used to describe the world around us) is from Math (whatever the fuck economists are doing with it)

Okay but like, what if it was Final Fantasy 6

How was The Bride!?

As much as I criticize Atlus for adding unnecessary expansions to the Persona games that tend to undermine whatever message the base games' stories had, there is something to be said for P5R ending with you fist fighting your therapist

plot hole: every character is still bound by desire and stuck in the wheel of samsara by the end of the movie

angel by any other name

hearing someone say they regularly talk to ai chatbots for anything does feel like they just rolled up their sleeve to reveal a festering zombie bite

Bigg Pound vs. Atlanta. THE KING OF CRACK-STYLE THE GRAPE APE "SUCCULENT VANILLA" HIMSELF

I've been made aware that the MtG butt-crack awareness guy is an indie wrestler under the name Bigg Pound aka "The King of Crack-style" and his match promos are works of art.

The world is a beautiful place full of endless wonder.

oh jeez

Happy birthday to John Darnielle, Masaaki Yuasa, and me.

Sad to see the Ides of March becoming commercialised like this. I really feel like we're losing track of the true spirit of the holiday. It's not about how many knives you can stick in a tyrant all at once, it's about the whole community coming together to stab the tyrant as many times as possible.

Left: Minimal line art drawing of a cat that is enclosed in a pink rectangle. Label: Kitten is completely full of crimes Right: the same cat art but twice the size. The same size rectangle covers only the bottom of the cat. Label: Adult cat contains the same amount of crimes but it does not dominate all of their behaviors

Orbs!