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Chill, bro! Chicks do NOT like it when you preface a question with “and what, pray tell…”

Whose dick do I have to suck to suck some dick out here?

**!!!**MILLENNIALS**!!!**

IMPORTANT MESSAGE!!

DO NO GET RID OF *ANY* OF YOUR *JARS*!!! YOU DO, IN FACT, NEED *ALL* OF THOSE *JARS* YOUR HAVE!!!!

Milennials do NOT play about the “Kuzco’s poison.”

They/Them Father or Femcel Mother?

If you’re a guy over 30 and you still put “Colt 45” by Afroman on the aux, this is your reminder that you have visitation for the kids this weekend.

I love when you eat a mango and it got a little stank on it.

Why do hermit crabs line up by size to exchange shells as they grow if they don’t have any profit incentive?

me at the function: hey man is this anyone’s dr. pepper or is this like, communal?

the grinning visage of death leering from the dark corner: i cannot say, for i am but a grim specter, a manifestation of that which all men fear, and all men become.

me: type shit, i’m just gonna snag one can then.

There are still men over 30 who absolutely cannot get past the “real G’s move in silence like lasagna” line. They still bring it up at parties. Who is going to help these men?

Guy who lives in Brooklyn visiting another city: This city reminds me of Brooklyn, actually!

Who’s that one singer? FDA Twinks?

In honor of the Late Great, a Lynchian visual gag for the new Young Baphomet.

I built it as a snow deck, thematics . The Thing In The Ice, Dark Depths, Merit Lage’s Slumber… I imagine Runo charting a ship into the arctic to unleash eldritch horrors from glaciers.

Coworker brought me a small side of Beyond Orange Chicken from Panda Express today and for 10 whole minutes I stopped wanting to vanish in the fog.

First new Young Baphomet comic of the year!

I’d like to find my webcomic people on the platform this year, where are y’all at?

I’m like if Rust Cohle was vegan straightedge.

White crewneck sweatshirt with a graphic of Snoopy (the dog) wearing a cop hat and twirling a baton. The text reads “SELF DEFENSE FAMILY - If you hate cops so much, why you always acting like one?” Self Defense Family is a band by the way. You should listen to their songs “Self Immolation Family” and “Talia”

Bonus fourth post in the thread, if anyone has one of these crewnecks in XL, I’ll pay a pretty penny.

Leftist infighting is a meme at this point, but for some reason we’re unwilling to be open about the impact that fear has on our social practices. We’ve all felt quietly bullied into certain behaviors in the effort to avoid angering the Wrong Punk. And if you haven’t, maybe you’re the Wrong Punk.

I see a lot of leftists, members of my friend/peer group, using the implicit threat of social isolation to influence (control) the behavior of people they consider friends.

And I’m not talking about talking your friends out of joining a white supremacist group. I mean not watching a “wrong” movie.

I think that those of us who ~occupy leftist spaces~ need to be more honest with ourselves and each other about the degree to which fear impacts our decision-making.

Specifically, the fear of being judged and ostracized by our own peer group.

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toilet paper mate buys toilet
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apartment. apartment.

Advice-givers, keep in mind that it’s more helpful to give advice in the future tense rather than the past tense.

“You could have done this” - Condescending, useless.

“If that happens again, you could do this” - Optimistic, actionable.

Have any white people considered utilizing cigarettes as a motif in their artwork? Might be a cool thing to mention in a poem or include in a photograph. Just spitballing.

There’s a stock sound effect of a squealing pig that appears over and over again in film and television. The Wilhelm Scream of pigs. The Wilbur Squeal, if you please.

At the Rubik’s Cube World Record Competition, solving complex Beast Wars toys with a blindfold on, spine crumpling under the weight of gold medals.

I saw Blade Runner and Blade Runner 2049, but I’m a little embarrassed to admit that I never saw Blade Runners 2 through 2048.