I swear the verge keeps making their website more and more unusable! And I’m a paid member!

It’s hard (but not impossible) to do an Akira slide on an e-bike.

Wait is this a live action hungry hungry hippos adaptation??

please don’t ask how many times I’ve logged Shrek 2

Tall gay guy taking a picture at his gym.

Made it to the gym please clap

Red nose pitbull lounging on his dads’ bed.

Beck is just chilling 😎

Should I get back into overwatch now that there’s a native switch 2 version?

The Heights?

Someone talk me out of (or into) the AirPod Max 2

Wait their last NAME is soprano??

Fun movies! I still need to track down the rumored “demme cut” of swing shift

Picture of 6’3 gay man in sports jacket, posing in front of red brick post office. He just got a haircut

Something something hair cut gay powers restored

Tall gay guy wearing a sports coat in a green tiled bathroom. He has dimples and the orange iPhone

See? I can occasionally dress up (when needed)!

Well, I think I’m done with this season. #dragrace

So this is what a harry styles flop album era feels like

30 something gay guy smiling, blue button up shirt has floral embroidery on pocket

I’m not a business girlie. I’m just a lil gay guy.

You stay at a job long enough and then suddenly you’re making a KPI dashboard for your executive team.

I am sick and tired of everything asking for my feedback. Shut up! leave me alone!

Still can't believe they let Denis Villeneuve get away with casting Pattinson as a Tleilaxu face-dancer. The sicko shit we're in for...

Jar jar should’ve been gay

Michelle needs to recuse herself from the makeover episodes

Johnny Cash would’ve loved A&W by Lana Del Rey.

He’s directing it too!

Girlie at the gym yesterday asked if I was training for a triathlon 💅

The number of times I bring an almost finished (were talking like 5 units) insulin pen to work is staggering! Staggering!

I made a reference to “pivoting to video” at work today and no one understood it. I might’ve been a little too online in the 20-teens.

Did Brian Eno do the music for Pokopia? That overworld music is ambient AF

Screenshot showing my Letterboxd recent activity: Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me, Wuthering Heights, Fargo, Best In Show.

Wuthering Heights is fun! But easily the weakest of these 4

Looking respectfully 👀

Idiot bird got stuck in the (external) staircase of our apartment, now I’m living in fear of a tiny robin