VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

I lost a dog treat in one of my planters. Couldn’t find it. Got Tess to point out which plant was in. Rewarding all round.

I need to get on the kiwitrain

1. Would eat Taika Watiti

I don’t know that it isn’t conscious, just that if it is it’s very different from what we experience

A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s

Looks we love

Jennifer Coolidge No Dance Lessons GIF ALT: Jennifer Coolidge No Dance Lessons GIF

Do a Big Jenny C character! Amanda Buffamonteezi from Friends or Tanya from White Lotus (if you can’t find a way to do Him’s lobster claws)

Pharmacy2U phemboy

At this rate I will be 18 again by summer, and two separate gametes by Christmas 🙏😌

Two people said I looked 32 yesterday so I take it my 2026 lifestyle changes are working for me

That many cute fuzzy flightless birds?

Saw the royal barge the Gloriana (rare to see that much gold in the bright sunlight up close I thought, incredibly sparkly) and some very cute, very new ducklings with their mother at St Katherine’s Dock

Hello false widow in my candle. You may eat the flies on my balcony.

Being tourists

Adventure time

This grocery store has Armenian AK-47 brandy

Just saw a dog wearing West Ham kit

I’m holding a stem of purple sprouting broccoli above a kitchen counter. The PSB has three bright yellow flowers sticking out of the head

as if to prove your point… these gorgeous little flowers on my PSB

Titan's lakes may spawn 10-foot waves in gentle winds, new model suggests On a calm day, a light breeze might barely ripple the surface of a lake on Earth. But on Saturn's largest moon, Titan, a similar mild wind would kick up 10-foot-tall waves.

A new model predicts that gentle winds on Titan could generate waves up to 10 feet high, highlighting how wave dynamics differ across planetary bodies with varying liquids and gravity. doi.org/hbxfhx

skill issue

I rooted the stumpy stem of some spring greens (brassica) I ate last year, and it just started flowering.

Can fully see how ancient humans yassified this into broccoli.

Word: 150MB
Excel: 300MB
200 chrome tabs: 5.3GB
Slack: 50MB

someone who is good at computers please help me optimise this. my RAM is dying

Friends with dogs: anyone got a recommended brand of dog-safe scented candles, diffusers or incense?

Just as well she’s too snoozy for a walkies 🌧️

Feels more Amazon to me tbh but yeah, it’s no Severance or FAM

UK map showing land usages with Renewables being only a tiny %age.

Carbon Brief have an excellent Q&A on the new “Land Use Framework” and what it means for food, nature and climate. One key takeaway is that renewable energy space for solar and wind will still take up less space than golf courses by 2050 at just 1%.

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