time to rate some more amounts of money
$414,910: that's a whole bunch of money where i come from
$50: nice and neat. i love it!
$1.06: no offense, but this isn't very much money
$1000: don't bullshit me
$1002.17: yeah, that's what i thought
$614.05: solid
$0: hey, wait a minute!
$18.93: bad salad
Babe I can’t talk i’m spinning baddies on roblox babe. Babe not right now i’m spinning dice to unlock different rarities of baddies to get rich. Babe i won’t go to bed until I get the Solar Mythical YandereBaddie. She’ll make me 3 million dollars a second
bisexual activism is a liberal opportunist distortion of queer feminist liberation. it encourages bisexual women to think of those they have the most in common with (lesbians) as “monosexual” oppressors, and to instead ally with men, who statistically are highly likely to abuse them
One Battle After Another wins Best Picture
#Oscars
What does the other straight boyfriend do when his girlfriend is with the other couple, you ask? jerk himself off reaaaaally slowly
the mathematical solution to unicorn couples is that these couples should pair off in twos, each bisexual girlfriend spending some time with the other bisexual girlfriend and the other straight boyfriend
Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’
Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got
rewire your vampire
LANCETFISH-sona!! 😻😻 this is wonderful @jeffday.bsky.social
What does the other straight boyfriend do when his girlfriend is with the other couple, you ask? jerk himself off reaaaaally slowly
the mathematical solution to unicorn couples is that these couples should pair off in twos, each bisexual girlfriend spending some time with the other bisexual girlfriend and the other straight boyfriend
Had my eyes examined back in September, and I just haven't been able to scratch up the last $20 I need to buy the cheapest glasses I could find.
Can anyone help an old lady see again?
Venmo @ZaraJulia
CashApp $ZaraphineL
arf
got recommended Contrapoints' video titled "The Left" by the YouTube algorithm today 👎
that's what heterosexual marriage is
"authoritarianism" is such a lame word
live from new york it's... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
new cinephile technique "method watching" when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character around your girlfriend for 2 months
If all my biggest moots see this how would you guys feel about abusing your power to help me find a piece of clothing that I'm overtly attached to in an autistic way and they ripped and I literally could only find one pair that wasn't my size and in blue but I ordered it anyway but I want MINE
fennec girlfriend
fennec girlfriend
Metal slugs
Hulk Hogan died today from a heart attack. Hulk hogan once said he’d kick my ass for being trans. I’m glad Hulk Hogan is dead. 💀 🪦⚰️
youtu.be/6tzfVDa8qnQ?...
if you've been affected by itch.io censorship, email JAST, they are looking for erotica or not visual novels and related games.
i feel like using "weird" to describe a trans woman in an insulting context is just a dogwhistle tbh