Me trying to be normal

Tried texting it once. Was put on a waiting list. They never got back to me.

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But thanks to weird billionaires, the name XTC among kids has flourished.

This looks like it should be an ep of Drunk History.

This is the way Bruce Springsteen opened the E-Street Band tour in Minneapolis last night..... one of three times he took time to talk to the crowd about what's happening in our country.
@brucespringsteen
#Minneapolis #Minnesota

Think about this: A retired game show host may end the world as we know it. Only a master satirist could write this scenario, but Mark Twain is dead.

For one thing, it begs the question: How tf did they get her back upstairs and into bed???!

Shout-out to every other Gen Xer that was holding their breath the entire time for the first five mintues of the launch

For

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"People DO love you, Precious, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire."

operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: there’s a site i go to a lot that isn’t the best way to follow breaking news
operator: is it a news site
me: not really
operator: why don’t you go to a news site
me: i don’t know
operator: jesus. ok. how many ambulances do you want
me: 75

"I suppose we have to register you as a lethal weapon." - LETHAL WEAPON

Always enjoyed Salem's Lot, but never understood why the two non-plussed chickens at the top of the poster failed to appear

Cosplaying working class Rafael Cruz went to Princeton and Harvard. When he flees his constituents without power, he stays at the Ritz-Carlton.

His wife, Heidi, is Managing Director at the fancy investment firm Goldman Sachs.

They are not men & women with callouses on their hands. They are elites.

You wouldn't be ”asking ChatGPT” anything if Max Zorin had managed to flood Silicon Valley in 1985

A handsome dark white man about to gulp.

Looked up the actor who played Gulping Crewman in The Spy Who Loved Me and it turns out he was also “these aren’t the droids you’re looking for” stormtrooper. 1977 was a good year for him.

Sci-Fi Author Andy Weir Has One Major Issue With The Star Trek Franchise - SlashFilm Project Hail Mary and The Martian author Andy Weir likes Star Trek, but he also takes issue with one aspect of the franchise. Does he have a point?

I’m a lifelong basketball fan but it has always bothered me that there’s a presumed responsibility for players to toss the ball through the basket hoop

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For some reason my feed is getting a ton of accounts dressed up as "progressive resistance" accounts that are all uniformly pushing a narrative that at some stage in the past Star Trek was not "woke" and that it (unironically) is now. I have to assume their idiocy is coordinated.

Handing out the Epstein files at CPAC.

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stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness

What a dumb asshole

And one truly nasty GOLDFINGER wink as well...

LLAP

Our most fearless journalists these days are our cartoonists.

This is what solidarity looks like. #NoKings

This is a dance-off!

If you see this, post a dance, or you're eliminated.