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Space breakthrough: British scientists reveal most detailed 3D map of the universe that captures millions of galaxies - United Kingdom British scientists have unveiled the most comprehensive three-dimensional map of the cosmos ever assembled, marking the conclusion of a five-year

Space breakthrough: British scientists reveal most detailed 3D map of the universe that captures millions of galaxies

https://www.europesays.com/uk/908151/

British scientists have unveiled the most comprehensive three-dimensional map of the cosmos ever assembled, marking the conclusion of…

RFK jr is probably the one on the Epstein list involved in cannibalism. He probably thinks eating kids will slow down aging as an adult

Archaeologists Find Homer’s Iliad Papyrus Inside a Mummy in Egypt - GreekReporter.com Archaeologists found a rare Iliad papyrus inside a Roman-era mummy in Egypt, highlighting the spread of Greek culture.

“Inside one of the mummies, the team discovered a rare papyrus containing a passage from Book II of the Iliad by Homer. The text includes part of the “Catalogue of Ships,” which lists Greek forces involved in the campaign against Troy.”

greekreporter.com/2026/04/19/h...

The Malaysian Dead Leaf Mantis mimicking a mouth with teeth to scare off predators.

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He only cared about ONE thing...how it looked on TV. Enough has been said regarding the impossible healing job...not enough said about the depravity it takes to kill your followers to make good television.

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Just finished this new painting
'Soar III'
30x 24 inch acrylic on canvas
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Happy 89th Birthday George Takei!

George Takei, born on April 20, 1937, in Los Angeles, California, is an actor, activist, and social media phenomenon who has lived one of the most remarkable lives in American entertainment.

As a child, Takei and his family were forcibly relocated to Japanese...

Several people with signs like this at the Boston Marathon today

This👇🏼. AOC is the only one stating it clearly and plainly. Do I have any faith that the American people will ever elect a woman president someday? No. I hope I’m proven wrong.

It's incredible that these levels tolerating this level of open corruption.

#holdhimaccountable

Yet another Pinocchiogles lie 🤥 — Ogles survives on super pac support.

Sadly for him his mask-off racism has dried up much of the cash. Raggedy Andy’s down bad in the money department. 😕 💰

History will ask: why did no one send armies to liberate Palestine?

It's complicated isn't an answer.

When I taught school, I felt if a kid was not learning, I needed to find a different way of teaching them. Kept me creative and earned me the pleasure of seeing kids succeed when before they failed.

Turns out the phrase “America First” is preceded by the words “Sell Out.”

OPINION: "Donald Trump’s presidency is a morality lesson. He is a living example of what happens when a man is given power that far exceeds his character." thehill.com/opinion/whit...

The wrongs which we seek to condemn and punish have been so calculated, so malignant and so devastating that civilization cannot tolerate their being ignored because it cannot survive their being repeated.”

—Justice Robert H. Jackson, Chief American Prosecutor, Nuremberg, 1946

A mass shooting that took the lives of eight children should stop this country in its tracks. Instead, the Shreveport tragedy disappeared from the headlines in a day. We cannot allow this level of violence to fade into background noise. Ending America’s gun‑violence epidemic is a moral oblligation.

I’d like to see a Buttigieg AOC ticket in 2028. Either one will excel as President. I know it won’t happen. I’m not an idiot. I’d just like to see smart, energetic liberals in charge of our country.

For those attending the White House Correspondents' Dinner this weekend, a small question:

When you're sitting there at your table, do you think it'll cross your mind that the guest of honor is actively covering up his role in a massive child sex trafficking operation?

Translation:

This deal is about to be exactly like the JCPOA, minus Obama’s signature

Artist: Dennis Goris

How tragic that you could publish, then re-publish, then re-publish, then re-publish, then re-publish a cartoon like this over and over again...

BREAKING: Kamala Harris Delivers BRUTAL Takedown of Donald Trump — And It’s Going Viral - “We are dealing with the most corrupt, callous, and incompetent presidential administration in the history of the United States,” said the former vice president during a meeting with a group of Democr...

truebluereport.com/breaking-kam.... If Harris were POTUS there would be little inflation, and absolutely no wars of choice, not to mention concentration camps all over the country for immigrants. Keep the immigrants, deport ICE and MAGA thugs.

Before they were arrested- Vets are demanding an end to the war on Iran at the Cannon Building in Washington, D.C.

Listen to Nancy Pelosi, Virginia: You have the absolute power to elect a Democratic Congress that will respect the people and hold Trump accountable. TOMORROW, April 21st, is Election Day—make your plan to vote YES! 6am–7pm.
#VoteYesVirginia
#sheshed

Fuck Israel .🤣

CNN put together a montage of Trump saying as far back as March 9 that his war against Iran "is going to be finished pretty quickly," then him saying that same thing over and over for the past six weeks