I tuned in for a few seconds of Ottawa vs. Carolina. Heard Garry Galley and turned it off. I will put up with him for the #Habs only.

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Call of the Wilde: Montreal Canadiens shock the Tampa Bay Lightning in Game 1 - Montreal | Globalnews.ca When the Montreal Canadiens made the playoffs last season, it was a shock. This season, the Canadiens finished sixth in the entire NHL. They have a feeling that they belong now.

FIRST LOOK:

The Canadiens got a superstar performance from Juraj Slafkovsky to take Game One in Tampa Bay.

Also, a Rocket update in this Call Of The Wilde for Global Montreal.

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Wood Duck

Here's a picture of a wood duck for a timeline cleanse. #BirdSky

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

this angle that the habs posted is crazy you can see demi doesn't even glance over

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Man the scouting process that led to throwing the dice on Slafkovsky with the first overall pick - that's going to be the stuff of legend.

If you run into Nick Bobrov around town, bow down. He's the man. No way Trevor Timmins makes that call.

Who are those nobodies?

Jon Cooper right now

15 more Bugs appearances please. #GoHabsGo

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Tour de chapeau. #GoHabsGo

Natural Stat Trick has the high danger chances at 5-vs-5 at 8-1 for the Habs.

All situations is 15-6.

Literally the only reason this is going to OT is the officials continually gifting the Lightning pretend penalties.

Can the #Habs bring in Kevin Owens or Sami Zayn to teach the guys how to juice to get the 4 minute penalties called?

Floridians aren't known for their intelligence.

Next time two hands, like Bobby Clarke taught us.

Unbelievable how many horse shit calls the Lightning benefit from

If you're going to take a slashing penalty at least two hands and preferably break a wrist. #GoHabsGo

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#GoHabsGo

If you're in front of the net Demidov will find you. Be ready. #GoHabsGo

The Sportsnet/Instacart "delivery of the game" going to the American team wearing Blue and White and not the #Habs sure is telling. Fucking Leafs network.

also the arena is undercounting the habs shots. i have never been more sure of this

but thats fine, i hope they continue to do that so their goalie's save % looks like ass

Of course none of the Sportsnet talking heads are talking about Demidov's deception on the power play goal. Looking shot, freezing Vasilevskiy enough that he can't get over in time to stop Slafkovsky's shot on the Demidov feed.

#GoHabsGo

It probably doesn't change until the guys in the NHL head office are feeding worms. And even then I kind of doubt it.

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#GoHabsGo

Yup. The #Habs brain trust is going to have to prepare some tape and be prepared to eat a fine from the league upon exposing lousy officiating.

Lmao that goal happens because Hagel was allowed to tackle Hutson and hold his stick

God I have not missed NHL playoff officiating