And why am I eating one :/

Why do they make cliff bars with caffeine in them

back on my bullshit (signing up for real races)

perpetually grappling with hating wearing glasses bc it’s a sensory nightmare but unfortunately i look better when I’m wearing them

it should be illegal to make me travel for work when i don’t want to

Seeing everything about the government attempting to ban the sales of binders is making me so angry and simultaneously so fucking relieved that I saw that writing on the wall and pushed so hard to get top surgery earlier this year. I’m so sad for people who don’t have the immediate option UGH

my heart is breaking thinking about leaving my cats for 5 days 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

fuckass winter weather

I do get kinda sad when I see all my friends back home hanging out without me :( the worst part about moving and having no family ties to ur home town

i love not having boobs

mmm chocolate croissant

phantom underboob

Here’s the thing…. I’ve embraced the Soft Pant and I don’t know if I can abandon it at this point

whenever I get up and have to push a cat off of me I feel like an absolute monster

Seeing my side profile is insane

TWO AND A HALF WEEKS

Lmaooo Aaron Rodgers sacked in the first play of the game

I LOVE YOU NICK WIGGINS what a fucking save

wondering if my coworker who never does anything feels guilty when everyone else is scrambling all day lol

woke up at 3:30 still fully dressed oops

rip ket house

I thought I beat the birthday sads this year but they caught up to me so I’m channeling the feeling of eating lunch sitting on this rock a couple days ago

Nooo I thought they were gone

happy Miriam day!!!

At least August is almost over somehow?????? But I’m sorry anyway!!

Also I ordered a martini flight and they brought me 3 full sized martinis

I do feel more empathetic to the whole “don’t judge someone, you don’t know what kind of day they’re having” mindset after my sister and I spent an hour playing Homescapes silently next to each other at a restaurant in Hershey, PA

A screenshot from Fox News' Jesse Watters Primetime There is video playing of a black cat and a brownish orange stripey cat kinda cuddling up The chyron reads "Lesbian cats take over Seattle"

honestly when I prioritize eating protein it does unfortunately have huge positive ripple effects in my life hahaha