Ambrosia ain’t free if you aren’t in Olympus

For the record: this was how the jerky list started

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Happy to add you! Beef prices have slowed it down for now, but will absolutely be picking it back up hopefully soon.

the jerky list?

Oh I like this suggestion: if I’ve ever sent you jerky, please donate what you would have paid me for it to the Charity Bowl and say it’s because TW jerked you off fundraise.givesmart.com/form/9bJ4vg?...

lol come on, I’m not knocking manwich because I do make it for myself on occasion but that is not something you serve guests.

“You can’t call us weird, only we can call us weird. Fellow weirdos, assemble” stays undefeated

thinking a brioche or potato bun to balance out the textures with the corn and black beans, the sunbeam special won’t work like it does for normal sloppy joes

I wouldn’t use the manwich base, I’d just use this with the beef, it seems thick enough

Oh this is 100% me just looking at shit in the fridge and saying “what if I cooked something stupid for myself”

hear me out: manwich style sloppy joes with this thick ass southwestern tang corn and black bean salsa

yes Barry you are a garbage man

oh my god

And the disappearance of the headphone jack. Fuck you, Tim Cook

I can hear this picture and I like it

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

doesn’t matter if you feed that hoss 100 or 400 times a season, he’s giving you 4.8ypc

I’m bringing back the ultimate workhorse

let’s call it insider knowledge

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but in the next year all pharmaceutical television advertisements will be ai generated slop

What are the chances either Steyer or Porter could be convinced to drop out? Or is it too late? (Forgive my ignorance if these are dumb questions, haven’t been following this one too closely)

If you are 16, you should absolutely have to drive your mom’s car to the ihop parking lot in the redneck area of town and meet a guy named Trent in a 1996 Ford Ranger who knows your cousin if you want a bag of that concrete

Sitting in my friend’s older brother’s room at 14 years old, surrounded by black lights and Jerry bears: so you’re saying in the future weed will be digital and we’ll all be able to log on and get stoned together? bro I can’t wait for the future, pass the bowl

oh you got in on the ground floor, I’m sure there were at least twice the quotes before Gary deleted it

And you have to be explicit about it: your gas prices are high because republicans are spending your healthcare money on bombing brown people on the other side of the world

I’d love to live in a world where VC money went to mRNA research or renewable energy instead of this imbecilic shit

hey Gary I know you deleted your skeet but I wanted to genuinely thank you because the spite it elicited raised a few thousand dollars for refugees

Oh. My. Yes, absolutely.