The Sex Pistols new album looks shite.

The artist who did my marriage to Peter Sutcliffe was magnificent.

There is an odd habit in the UK amongst certain types of people ("simpletons"is one word we use for them) of posting a meme of Paddington Bear escorting a famous person who has just died to heaven . Here's one that someone did for the Queen. 🤷‍♂️

He definitely means incursion. 🤷‍♂️

"Excursion"? Surely he means "distraction"? 🤔

Will nobody think of the Chilterns! 😢

"His 6 part mini series "Strictly Come Dancing-A Warning From History" is superb!

His MAGA followers will be excited to be going to their "Trump Holiday Resort" as their loaded onto the cattle trucks. "Don't worry ma'am you'll get your suitcases back at the other end"

We used to have a fella who drove a tractor around in the full lederhosen outfit.He wasn't a farmer,he lived on a housing estate,parked the tractor outside his house. I haven't seen him for a good few years but I'm thinking "rarity of sightings" is actually a positive when it comes to these things?🤔

Hope your day gets better Rich. 👍

Women: Know Your Limits! Harry Enfield - BBC comedy YouTube video by BBC Studios

Credit where it's due,this new Reform Party political broadcast seems a little more progressive than their usual stuff.
youtu.be/LS37SNYjg8w?...

Is it the three of spades?

Ooooh friend!...... really inappropriate friend. 😔

Surely half the stadiums will be empty anyway? Never mind the European fans how can fans from South America or the Middle East feel safe in Trump's America? 🤷‍♂️

Nigel Farage was screaming to scrap furlough because it was a waste of money, while he had already claimed £120,000 for himself.

He is a fraud every word is a lie.

There is a darkness in the human soul. MAGA appeals to it. 🤷‍♂️

Too dry, any toaster dish needs a jus. Have you considered sitting in the bath and throwing it in? 👌

a woman wearing a pearl necklace and a jacket says honestly ALT: a woman wearing a pearl necklace and a jacket says honestly

Shut up! There's no such thing as 7am on a Monday!

#Trump
#NobelPeacePrize

"I am, in all honesty,the result of somebody feeding Jimmy Carr after midnight."

I reckon he still gets a better signal than we do on EE around my area. 🤷‍♂️

I like my women like I like my whiskey. 18 years old and mixed up with coke.

In fairness his "no snack car" routine is fucking hilarious!

Go for it Rich. Usually quiet at this time. 👍

It's a chippy tea not Marley and Me!

This has made me think of Freddie Mercury referring to Sid Vicious as "Simon Ferocious" (which is never a bad thing to be reminded of 😂)

Really sorry to hear that. Death really needs to be pushed the fuck over. X

It is interesting that Jeremy Corbyn has been an MP for 42 years and led the opposition for 5 years.

He's been on Question Time once.

Nigel Farage, 44 times.

Our Media is corrupt, corrupt to the core.