Whilst some of us quite rightly couldn't wait to see the back of them

And the fuckers are ruining my bet

It's position I've never been in mate but I imagine it's some achievement

Mark Chapman after his first shot, 1980

Whizz

I made a real error by not booking today off. Had to be in the office for a full EIGHT hours

It was just a minor inconvenience on what was otherwise a brilliant day. It's always a pleasure seeing you gents

Strange lie this mate. I did leave my car in Tod but I had no intention of driving. I'd prearranged to meet @williamshuttoh.bsky.social

No chance, I've got a relationship to salvage and work tomorrow. Oh and I've got to retrieve my car from Todmorden because I was supposed to be driving.

It's not gone well*

*it's gone too well

Worst thing is, I've still got the can of Stella that I bought i Jimmy's 3 hours ago 😂😂

Missed my first train home. Got on the second one, fell asleep, ended up in York with no train home. Literally just walked through the door, 70 sheets lighter after getting a taxi back.

Up the fucking blues

"The irrelevance of that club is astounding" yet here you are, talking about that irrelevant club.

You bunch of fucking virgins

No evidence of Arteta taking a bung(s) yet though my friend

Now we've seen what the dog is having. What are you having for tea mate?

Manchester City 3
Arsenal 1

No, you fuck off

Tough jacket choice today m8

And some berts were desperate to have him back despite him wanting to leave us for 3 years

Considering Cole Palmer is the greatest player that's ever lived, he's been absolutely fucking shite tonight

Me at the end of the 2003/04 season

I've put the kettle on

One of the very best, mate

Incredible mate!!!

Is your mate Rick Astley?

No one boos Tranmere. They just collectively shake their heads, accept it and move on.

You know this more than most