Thankfully it’s Friday. I’ve lost all interest in work now with Xmas just round the corner.

This week at work I shall mostly be saying ‘Reckon I can leave that until 2025’

6hrs in a pub before the second guy shows up…

My toxic trait is that I don’t have a Christmas List because I buy whatever I want the second I see it and have zero self control 🙂

Tequila?

I mean she has her moments but I wouldn’t want to swap her.

My mother said she wanted a surprise for Christmas 👀

Jaguar website for app control is as good as their new branding.

That physiotherapist was brutal 🙁

Fuck sakes. I appear to need more days than I actually have and I’m already working them.

So jealous. But enjoy.

I just go really quiet. Probably put some music on.

One more race to go. It’s all done. Everyone in the media will be talking about the off season.

We’re now ramping up. There’s an utter mountain of work ahead of us for the next 3 months. The stress will be enormous. Hours long. The impossible made possible.

Makes me sick just thinking about it.

I really don’t know how Royal Mail are still a thing.

I’d be staying in London during the week.

Sounds expensive.

We’ve talked about putting the tree up quite a bit if that counts?

Customer service when you’re already expected to know all about their company thus defeating the need for said customer service.

"My new car has a button for pretty much everything. There's even one that says "rear wiper."

still too afraid to try that one."

Gregg Wallace taking charge of his own PR.

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

Nando’s shifting their delivery order 10mins at a time

Didn’t come here to see Elon Musk trending. There’s already a place for that.

My daughter is really too much like me 🫣

Daughters telling me one of her friends got stabbed last night 😕

"You're asking too much! I have a LIFE, you know!" I scream at this recipe that requires the butter to be softened in advance.

Injuries are a real pain in the ass. Well done mate.

Hydration tablets and paracetamol. Add ibuprofen if that’s not working

Girlfriend isn’t going to be happy with me dodging the no Xmas gifts rule this year by getting her stuff early 🙃

Ok… but when are my fucking shoes arriving?