Like for some reason my mind defaults to broski when I see it

“bsky” reads incredibly dyslexic

Great thing about Bluesky is that no one DMs me invitations for dinner with all of their single nucleotide polymorphisms from 23andMe attached in a text file

Didn’t take annual leave for today smh. Mistakes were made. I’ll send 3 emails and go back to sleep/acc

THIS IS HELL. WHAT COMPENSATES FOR THE BUGGINESS?

Me it’s better than book marking

Didn’t realise everyone hates it so much. Like I often go back to it to find tweets. Easier than bookmarking them + going to bookmarks page. Unless people are afraid of someone finding cancellable thing in there or whatever

Is there no likes page????

sleep/acc. bye

NOT deliberately

All the cheating gave one of them a big time anxiety attack

I nearly broke up this couple I’m friends with by suggesting they watch the second season of the white lotus

Do I know u on twitter

You’re hot. I have 87kg of pickled hard boiled eggs. Let’s talk.

Oh maybe? Probably not haha, I’m @roboticparts on twitter

Yes exactly

Didn’t we have like no veggies either like a couple of weeks ago 😭

If anyone from the rest of the world would be kind enough to donate even a dollar to fund the meals of the people of Britain I’d really appreciate it

We are starving in the UK

Okay nevermind there is dark mode

Oh wow ok didn’t realise the menu exist 😂

Having my own name as my @ is totally worth the retinal damage I am currently getting from light-only mode