Windy city

I only open this app to see what shwang is saying. Modern day Socrates

Oh hi guys

Oh hi guys ❤️

I got new glasses, does anyone want to fall in love with me so deeply I develope a new understanding of human emotion and connection

I can help you with that, you know as a friend, as an oomf, like platonically I can be your boyfriend and fall in love, to help you with your family, because I care about you just as homies, you know as br-

Absolutely glorious combination at the liquor store. They are so beautiful together

Your bluesky is a beautiful place... your mind...

Pigeon finally shat on my head today. Guess I'm a real Chicagoan now

My bad guys, I'll do better next time

The reason why it's called deviled eggs is because when you start eating them the devil himself takes over and you black out and become a gluttonous monster until all are devoured

Nothing more beautiful then hosting a party and then seeing everyone tweet about it the day after

This is like if Twitter was just my friends this is kind of beautiful

This unfortunately happened to me