Oh and lest we forget to update as Rob Refsnyder continues his chase of history.

Ahh brother, that is not a path you want to go down with me. But yes, good for Les Snead

New bit: Arlington, WA has been taker over by radical Dallas Cowboys fans and pledges $200 million to stadium renovations in Texas

Burn in hell, Westlake Yard House

Congratulations are in order to the Arlington City Council, today's winner of the "Fell For It Again" Award for their awarding of $200 million more US American dollars to the Dallas Cowboys for stadium renovations. What a bunch of fuckin marks lol

Are they threatening us

The Mariners are just way too easy to play against.

Even Goldy is checked out of this game man, it’s April. This is fucking bleak

You can blame the weather, you can blame the calendar, you can blame Howard Lincoln, it doesn’t really matter at this point. I just don’t think this team is very good lol.

-Guy who only watched 2018 Felix pitch

Obviously feels very different, but Castillo is really giving me late-career Felix vibes :/

And you may thinking: “wow, leguheads? Surely there’s at least a bakers dozen of those.” And you’d be wrong. There’s one. It’s me.

I didn’t have the Leguman (That’s what us Leguheads call him) being the first man DFA’d this season but you know. Life sucks and then you die

Look, the general vibes surrounding this team are going to be more tied to results than ever this year. They’re in a position that they can’t afford to fuck up. I’m sure not everyone sees it this way but, shit like this drives me insane

Lol I missed this. How incredibly fucking weird, man

Just saw a post on Reddit of someone who hadn’t been at T-Mobile Park for 7 years talking about how annoying the atmosphere is. Then under their positives, they listed the Salmon Run. Funny!

So, Dan Wilson. Wrote this the day after the 2025 ALCS and still feel the same way. A team in this situation should not have someone learning on the job. open.substack.com/pub/thelight...

At some point you have to stop losing games like that. But idk man

That, yeah. Not a fan of that

Hmm. Not a fan of

They’re calling it “The Josh Naylor Game”

Ryon Healy is doing pretty good

The Mariners potentially figuring out how to dominate the A’s could be real “Happy learned how to putt” energy

Waves Gonna be honest with you here, gang.

Boy, what a week huh? open.substack.com/pub/onelinet...

This isn't a commentary on them not calling him up btw. Just doing some observing

FUN NEW GAME: How many non-Colt Emerson players do you think the Mariners manage to call up due to injuries and whatnot before actually calling up Colt Emerson. At this point I believe we are at two

Big day for us John Ternus guys. Been a long time coming. Feels good to win one

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