I love coupons😺 It's just showing me 50% offs for McDonald's chicken sandwiches and milkshakes

It's going good!! I just won a big page of coupons. 😼

The easter candy aisle at the grocery store has been cleared out is how!😥 And by cleared out I mean bought out, by me, and that same candy has also been eaten

Ouh my tummy hurtrrrttss😿😿😿😿😿😿 too much easter candy.

Thank you, thank you 😼

two kittens are hugging each other on a white blanket ALT: two kittens are hugging each other on a white blanket

Hmfhggg.....Okay, my eyes are dried!!

Crazy? I was crazy once.

Crazy? I was crazy one. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room full of rats. The rats made me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy one. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room full of rats. The rats made me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy one. They locked me in a room. A rubber room.

what doesn’t kill you leaves disfiguring scars. what doesn’t kill you fills you with paralyzing self—hatred. what doesn’t kill you makes you afraid for the rest of your life. what doesn’t kill you might make you kill them.

I know how to spell. 🧍‍♂️

SPINNY, I meant spinny. I want you all to know this was a typo! After looking at this post multiple times....

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Typo....😿😿😿

Spinny... Erhmn. You did not see the terrible typo.

a black dog wearing a colorful hat is smiling for the camera . ALT: a black dog wearing a colorful hat is smiling for the camera .

I am in fact a veryyy big fan of the spiny hats.

6 7 🤷‍♂️

I absolutely will!!

At the mall, I must clarify.

I'm going to see Santa tonight.

PSA, please note that not only horns but also the tails of ghouls are sensitive.
Please do not touch them without consent.

WHAT!! No, I was NOT being sarcastic, I was saying it in a I was nervous way. In a "what if a terrible tragedy befalls me too" way

OH I knew that.
I knew that.

Yes, I do!!

🫡 Got it boss!

Me!! I would like to volunteer too please

What is a fairy floss?

Freak accidents are common around here!! I believe it....

Absolutely not corn.😵‍💫

Thank you! 🙂‍↕️

Cheeseburger

Yes, actually!! 🙂‍↕️

Daily bat continued from whenever I stopped.