Kicked off insta again! Going for a record!

Just completed my online certification course in Microsoft penis. Preparing to enter the job market with my newly acquired skill set

going to download Microsoft penis when I get home from work today

Microsoft penis

Do I know anyone here with an autoCAD license who would let me use it?

Crop dusting congress street

and in far future: tesseract dancing

These buskers are wankers

In a g6 over the sea

in 2026 I’d rather hear the song like a g6 than anything off in an aeroplane over the sea when I’m at a bar.

just a little Totenkopf

Can confirm. Overheard a middle schooler telling her friends, “nah forget him, he’s AI” about a boy who asked one of them out

bring me my scissors

They say “if you don’t use it you lose it” - applies to posting.

got me feeling like a real mark

pretty cool how I can simultaneously know that instagram is a cesspool and also feel suddenly alienated by having my account deleted.

🙇

Kicked off instagram AGAIN lol

Anchovy Remix

SUBLIME: A multimedia exhibition by artist NICK VYSSOTSKY

opening tonight

Show poster for an event featuring LXV, Zach Rowden, VOSP, and Patrick Carey at Open systems studios in Portland Maine. 47 Portland st.

Friday. Portland Maine.

I will never stop explaining to people the different between anti-social and unsocial behavior.

love never went to scool

I can hear it clearly!

i'll never forget how much realplayer loved buffering 🥲

This guy gets it

more like hand cramp Friday am I right?

if you can’t handle me at my harsh aleatoric computer music, you don’t deserve me at my techno.

I am a cappuccino guy but only if it is prepared as what Americans would call a flat white.