It's "All mouth and no trousers" but yeah.

You'll stop using the instant they stop subsidising it.

Outsourcing your thinking to a corporation isn't a flex.

"we could teach you about the horrors of trench warfare, but it's easier if Ben Elton does it"

I don't think leading the premier league is much like what we're dealing with, but thank you.

Closer.

Wondering where you got Liverpool from is all.

Dunno what you're on about mate.

Yeah, I hated him too.

At this point the only reason to call it the Labour Party is it lasts too long, hurts like hell, and people keep popping in and out to check on your genitals.

Correct on both counts. The former was also an issue Corbyn had re: McLuskey and the rest. Would very much like the next leader to be a skilled politician first and foremost.

Don't think it's an original line there either, but bloody hell it made me shrink back in embarassment.

It's a bit more than a fuck up. More jobs for the boys for the party right.

We're always going to be dealing with a hostile press. The unforced errors however, we can control.

I'm no fan of Badenoch, which I think is pretty clear from my post.

We've got a once in a lifetime majority, and yet this government has been a rolling bin fire. The locals are going to be a blood bath, as you well know.

Point, but she's not wrong.

I'm not sure how that would work given we buy food on an open market as a net importer. Subsidies? What services do you cut to pay for those?

This is great stuff from *crosses self* the leader of the opposition. Starmer looking increasingly similar to Corbyn every day - arrogant, woefully naive, and cursed with dire political judgement. #pmqs

Pipe down, plastic gooner.

Hedging your bets with your 3 clubs?

Last time we got relegated to the third tier, my auntie had just got diagnosed with cancer, my housemate's nan was dying, and we had our dissertations due on Tuesday. This is a piece of piss in comparison. #LCFC

God save me from the posts of anguished American 'fans' who've never been to Leicester.

Now let's all celebrate with a cool Season in League One #lcfc #thegreatreset

If you're not #Topout and #rudkinout after this I don't know what to say. Football is unpredictable, but football when your club is the half forgotten heirloom of a billionaire moron is another thing entirely. #LCFC

It's certainly the ups and downs of being the plaything of an idiot billionaire.

First time?

Lots of people calling this a shock, very few of them Leicester fans. We get relegated as surely as night follows day.

My first game was in 1990. Relegation is my natural baseline. #LCFC

Wrexham? That's not a sustainable model. Their owners leave and they collapse as the shirt sales dry up.