I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like… victory.
(Duvall 79: 2-3 FFC)

A peer reviewed study shows a promising link between flu and shingles vaccines and a reduced risk of dementia. A heroin addict who cut off a raccoon’s penis for “further study” says these vaccines cause autism. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Suggested reply: “This is skáld’s mother. skáld passed away earlier today. Say again who this is please?”

O. M. G. 🤣

Still need more practice on the dough shaping, but these Neapolitan pies turned out well. A 72-hour cold ferment was probably excessive for Neo - will only do 48 hours next time.

Because MAGAts don’t realize batteries exist.

The favorites have now had one flat for every article written about flat prevention tech at Roubaix.

Good eye-just swapped bikes.

Remember the good old days of quick-release levers?

Now that we’ve capitulated to Iran, can we please take the keys from grandpa before he starts another unnecessary war, or worse?

Interesting truncated song title on @siriusxm

Yesterday afternoon before the launch (with concern over the crews safety), I asked someone if NASA was headed by a drunk former Fox News host like the rest of the administration is…

For that reason, I always pee *before* handling hot peppers.

🙂

I *think* it did?

Right?!?!? I member feeling like I hit the big time when I was able to afford a 26” color (tube) TV!!

Ironically, everyone gathered at our house because we were the only ones who had a color tv. The first walk on the moon was broadcast in black & white.

I remember watching it in my living room with friends and neighbors.

My goodness - what a picture.

Came here to say this…

Me: Did you say we have some cranberries?
Wife: Yes, in the pantry
Me: Are you sure? I don’t see them
Wife: Yes
Me: Are you sure they’re not…
Wife: Don’t say it
Me: Are they…
Wife: Don’t say it!
Me: In your he-ad, in your he-ea-ead

I’ll see myself out.

I think it’s fitting that Susie Wiles has to sit here and pretend this imbecile is coherent and worthy of his position whilst in the middle of life-altering treatment for breast cancer

She deserves every second of this

@gravelinfluencer.bsky.social we turned to The Weather Channel.

Watching the documentary “Becoming Thurgood” about the life, work, and impact of the work of Thurgood Marshall. Learning so much, and gaining many insights that I did not pick up during my public education in South Carolina in the 1970s, nor even in my college education.

Julie picked this up for me on her way home this afternoon. It tastes pretty good, but was even better after I added 2oz of bourbon to it.

We had to get Winston (our shelter rescue) one of those “puzzle / slow feeder” bowls because he’d just swallow a mouthful of kibble whole.

He’s now living his best life. And I’ve found that the dogs who aren’t necessarily Einsteins often have the sweetest dispositions…

Operation Epstein Fury became necessary when Trump realized his corrupt DOJ had not been able to erase all instances of his name from the Trump-Epstein Files.

Concur

Trying to decide between watching State of the Union speech, or ASPCA ads on loop this evening. I’m thinking the ASPCA ads would be less depressing…