As a circus janitor begs the protagonist to embrace his destiny as A Guy That Can Wall-Run, said protagonist tries to pull his finger out of the suckers that have grown on his shoes.

Oh god my boots got freaky-deaky

The image of a faintly sinister, faintly sexual cartoon mouse coquettishly shushes the viewer. Assorted stickers surround the image encouraging you to objectify the image. The cartoon mouse is named, bizarrely, Bartholomew Creasely. I offer no further explanation, as none present themselves to me.

Oh my god what's this little pervert's deal and why he cost more than a box of 12 gauge?

I maintain that the Midnight Crew Intermission is the best part of Homestuck

homestuck.com/003055

There's something about this that reminds me of E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy - the color scheme, the numbers of indeterminate purpose, the absurd, wordless glee taken in violence

Incredible bit

Xalavier's face, scarred by parenthood, exhaustedly reassures the viewer/himself that it will be okay

The face of a man who will be okay

Truly virtuosic work also is your throat ok

The Haunting of Billie Lurk Queer Spectrality in the Dishonored Franchise

Good reading
deorbital.media/the-haunting...

JOHN WICK: [shoots fifty dudes]
WINSTON: jonathan you’re expelliarmus. I have no choice but to instigato you to the syndicaticus
HOT LADY: thats right
[she tries to kill John Wick]

Real archival work being done

If you haven't played Anthology of the Killer and you can read, you should play Anthology of the Killer

If you have played Anthology of the Killer, you should play it again because I guarantee you'll pick up on more the second time around. It's rare to see writing this sharp!

'are ya winning, son' format meme Stick figure wearing a backwards baseball cap at the door - "Are ya winning, Dad?" The father is at his PC wearing an American Flag hat and staring a screen eminating red w/ a candlestick chart moving down. Watermark for: THESE CULORS DON'T CUM w/ a mock TPUSA logo

nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario

messy blackletter version:) 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

gonna get some prints of this for Gothcon next weekend<3

William Butler Yeats gazing in the direction of Bethlehem:

Comic based off a tumblr text post about a guardian angel. The angel's dialogue is as follows: "it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it!"

Continuation of the comic, the angel says: "🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people," with an art style change from cartoonish to devious anime girl when she claims to be killing people.

I love this text post so I drew it

It rules that liberals have to basically pretend Biden never got elected in order to find you personally culpable for donald trump. like he wasn't president for 4 years

ANDREESEN: Introspection is fake. I silenced my inner monologue with a lobotomy. I'm the first 'dehuman.' I revere the locust. If I dreamed, I'd dream of being the Alien from Alien.

INTERVIEWER: Would you call yourself a 'philosophical zombie'?

ANDREESEN: [mucosal snort] I don't do philosophy.

"What would you say is your greatest weakness?"

"I fundamentally believe we all deserve hell and hope to see humanity burn."

"Welcome to Deloitte, you start Monday at 8 sharp."

A runterd marshalls his surviving herd of grits into a line "blocking" the advance of an enormous Tyranid. A heavily damaged Killa Kan idles on the center point behind the line.

"YOO GITZ WILL 'OLD DA ZOGGIN' LINE!"

I’m sorry, the suffering is infinite and things are genuinely fucking dire, but it is truly hilarious that the nazis ran into the middle east while screaming “logistics and diplomacy are fake and gay” and now they’re trying to ask everyone else to fix the strait of hormuz because tfw no more THAADs

Lucius Matheson and his gaggle of attorneys try to explain rent to Charlie Foxgrot. Waiting in ambush is Agent 46, about to be ambushed in turn by a Kommando.

They are trying to explain what rent is
#malifaux

Even if nobody draws Deus Ex anymore I will be the one to do it. #JCDenton

A flash git hefts a deck-sweeper in blackened steel and brass. A gas-operated chainsaw acts as a bayonet

I don't rightly know what's going on with this git but I think he has some interesting religious opinions in re: Gork and Khorne

DUSK

mr. dink: douglas. can you put a price on the future.

mr. dink: whether you say yes or no, a price is being put on it anyway.

mr. dink: it's easy for me to go along with it. too much so.

doug, having a power fantasy that will eventually sour into being killed in revolutionary war france: uh-huh

It's occurred to me that capitalism may in fact be the bundled neuroses of a species of prey animal that survived by murdering anything that could predate on it and maybe morality is a brand new leash that fits oddly on this animal

V1, primus inter pares of death machines, is tasked with using its vast omnicomputational throughput and bleeding-edge tactical mobility suite to complete domestic chores

are handed domestic chores and an equally domestic admonition against sloppy behavior.

having completed an arcane necromantic ritual written before your creators’ people stopped fearing the moonless night, having reached across space and uncountable eons the same conclusion – that ape shall kill ape, lest ape be killed –