A Pokemon Go screenshot that says “oh? 6 eggs ready to hatch!”

That one lady from Beauty and the Beast would be fucking thrilled

Final Fantasy X-2 had a profound influence on my gender expression.

Yuna pointing “faggots let me hear some noise”

HAPPY 23RD ANNIVERSARY TO THE GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME

hard to imagine a better synecdoche for the entire system of policing

Would it Truly be The Worst YouTube video by Paradox Opera

Watch the whole video here: youtu.be/R51SwLzTVTg?si…

Learn more about this project (and donate to our fundraising campaign!) here: https://www.paradoxopera.org/gybberidge

Check out a new clip from The Genders of Gybberidge, an upcoming operetta from @paradoxopera.bsky.social with music by Vince Gover & libretto by ME!

In this aria, Jeremy Jockstrap III debates the pros & cons of being openly gay — but it’s hard for him to focus on anything except his hot classmates!

Your Government: fuck your healthcare, lmao

Your box of Cheerios: ✨You got this, girlboss! ✨

Your AI therapist: hey what if you killed yourself 👀

An array of three different boxes of Cheerios, each of which are emblazoned with corporate-approved motivational phrases: “You can do hard things”, “You deserve joy”, and “You’ve got this”

Welcome to America, where our most accessible form of therapy is consuming General Mills Products™

A picture of an ice cream package that says “Blue Bunny SOFT” in big letters

GEORGE: goddammit why do you keep petting them so hard

LENNIE:

A picture of the green Duolingo owl making a face that causes me great discomfort

If I had to see the fucking ahegaowl then you do too

Yes shut up I know this scene happens BEFORE the ents sack Isengard but it was the closest thing to That One Picture that I could find

A picture of Grima Wormtongue whispering in Decrepit Theoden’s ear

“My lord, an ent has hit the Second Tower”

Look, obviously I'm going to feed both the wolves, they're my wolves and I'm not a shitty pet owner.

two men are standing in front of a window and the word leverage is on the screen Alt: Eliot and Hardison doing their secret handshake

It’s a very distinctive ruleset

How dare you lmao

It’s giving

DETECTIVE HARRY HOLE: Its me, norways famous detective, Harry Hole. in Norway it's a normal name.

POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder

Yoooooo this fucking rules

MINNESOTA VERSION OF COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS

TREBEK: You may see them crawling up walls, but you cannot kill them in a way that matters.
me: who are the Chinese psychedelic mushroom people
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You still control the board.

Mpreg is so cool; I wish women could get pregnant too

Guys I got broken up with over a pregnant cartoon rabbit 😭

All of this nonsense is burying the lede on the more important question, namely: who the fuck has been rawdogging the White Rabbit??

Here’s to two more years, darling 😘

I regret to inform you all that I am still very much in love with this horrid little gremlin

I long for the sweet release of death

I’m sorry but I had to hear the words “Beer pong but with piss and the cup is your mouth” with my ear holes and YOU’RE playing the victim here???

A picture of a Stitch bong in a store window

Holy shit guys I just found Experiment Four Two Zero

Gym leader Saw Gerrera be like “we’re the Rhydon, kid”

Act 2 is five minutes but Act 1 takes all goddamn day