you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

Fuck it bring back the death penalty

Okay, but... I wanna suck on yo titties

By ratting on Jesse Ventura's unionization efforts, Hulk Hogan denied all of his coworkers, and generations of performers who came after him, insurance and a retirement fund, and in that, shares in responsibility for the early deaths of several other wrestlers.

this continues to be true

This part of the second Trump term has been the wildest to me, feels like a weird moment outside of time to see all these merchant emissaries riding to present gifts to the new king

What's your 10/10?

i realize it's a meaningless gesture long term, but it does make me chuckle that Biden is flipping off both Trump and Putin by authorizing Ukraine to use American weaponry to attack Russia directly. Make it Trump's problem, lol

*taps the sign*

be careful who you follow. bad actors from Twitter are using the spike in new users to come in and cause chaos

I am beyond happy to have magic twitter back without all the Nazis.