I'm a funny guy

Stinky ass culprit 😭

Heaven! Ingredients were kind of hard to find but it's delicious!

Such a satisfying tool

It smells crazy in here

We're holding hands

Unleavened bread: 1 cup flour, 1 cup Greek yogurt, 1 1/2 tsp baking powder, 3/4 tsp garlic powder, 1/2 tsp salt, two green onions, sesame seeds, olive oil. Handle the dough. Flip can require two spatulas.

The spread!

Burgaer

Next step is baking bread!

Funky foods

Onion rings!

Project Pizza is a success

You couldn't find this thing if it were 500ft above you

It's going down

Croissant Perk is the single most broken thing in Nubby right now

The bev

Wicked conception

I like how when you season chicken legs, you gotta pull back the skin like foreskin to get in there

Los Bebes

Dinner's going to be nice

Man I love chicken

I really surprised myself. Probably needs more nuts and a spice or two I was missing but you can't underestimate how much flavor is in the chicken

You can't type "his validation" or "indicting" in reference to female objectification into Google Docs without it suggesting that it's a grammatical error. Fucking patriarchal machine intelligence.

Not as good as Aussie Lemonade but a close second

I just fill in the brackets when I'm ready. It makes it a lot easier to stay cohesive and not feel like I'm arguing myself into a corner.

I still haven't met someone taught to write like this. I feel like it makes the whole process a lot less daunting for someone like me with crippling writer's block/performance anxiety.

Fucking evil rice today

Love my life