I hope he steps on glass ❤️

EXCUSE YOU!!!!!

WOO! That's a victory!

Winking Kitty cat driving a plastic taco trunk that’s smiling. RIP Artemis good kitty forever.

Surprised kitty cat sitting behind a taco truck that is smiling.

Artemis winked at you. You’ve been blessed.

mmm, strudel top

I'm glad you actually received your packages but damn, I hate how companies emit so much carbon for no reason!

I need to go physically to an Ulta bc I don't trust their shipping company anymore

RUDE!

that dessert looks gooooood

Seeing lots of filler and lip injections up close is very jarring btw

Do what u want I guess but... damn

respect, will never say that to you again ❤️

I like alliteration but I like my friends comfort more

I also have about an inch thick of petroleum jelly on my face bc the derm told me to start slugging nightly with vasoline, not aquaphor

my husband told me yes, he still loves me even though I'm a slug now

I'M GETTING HORSIE DEWORMER!!!

(okay, it's a compound cream that has 1% ivermectin, 15% azelaic acid, and 1% metronidazole but I laughed my ass off nonetheless)

also tacrolimus since zoryve didn't work, shit is gonna buuuuuurn

Dialogue between two men. — I hate AI and I refuse to use it. — Peter, if you don’t use AI a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money. — I already said I hated AI, Harry. You don’t need to sell it to me.

50

I wore sunscreen yesterday and I still got a bit of a sunburn on my nose and scalp

I GO TO THE DERM TODAY, fml, lol

good!

bruh I hate your damn boss sfm

tbh, that's exactly what it is! strawberry shortcake on da go 🏃‍♀️

IT MAKES ME HAPPY

big mad, LOL

HBD to your husband! 🎂

I hope so! I'm so sorry, vomiting is THEE. WORST.

Japanese sando; milk bread with Chantilly cream and strawberries.

Went to a foodie festival with the fam and J today.

Here's a non-aesthetic picture of a very delicious dessert sando.

It's funny looking back at childhood pictures of me because holy shit, how was my autism overlooked?

I never looked at a camera (either eyes shut or looking away) and always gave a grimace of a smile.

(I still suck at looking at a camera unless it's a selfie, womp, lol)

yassss girl

Eczema has my under eyes looking like ballsacks.

lmaooo why tf did this come out as a black image

Lynx Point Cat Energy

MY SOUL CAT WAS A LYNX POINT 😭

rood