happy birthday gerard way and also me

its funny to consider that this regime comprises some of the most twitter-addicted people the world has ever produced. i mean they have it so much worse than anyone you've ever known. it runs their lives. glinner levels. and it's 2026! they'e mostly performing for bots and foreign scammers

man saying "Hey Geegord gang! We're updating our policy to help protect children!"

he continues "every user will be required to take a picture of their balls from the back, along with an up to date copy of your W2"

cont. "anyone who is unable to verify their cheeks will be put on the no fly list". he is saying this on someone's phone

2 people in a room, one on the couch saying "unrelated did they arrest anyone yet for that epstein stuff" the other on knees taking an awkward pic of their sack saying "shut up and help me aim"

my subtle and well drawn comic

Don’t Be a Panican. We’re Winning — and We’re Not Slowing Down. Under President Donald J. Trump’s leadership, this Administration is smashing through the chaos and destruction left by Democrats and unleashing the most aggressive pursuit of the America First agenda in history. While the Fake News and Radical Left collude to distract, depress, and divide, they’re simply lying to mask the undeniable truth: America is safer, stronger, richer, and more secure than at any point in decades. Don’t take the bait. New victories pour in daily as President Trump delivers on his promises and rebuilds the foundation for long-term success in the greatest nation on Earth. Here are a few things to celebrate from just the past few days:

The White House just sent a "Don't Panic" email. That'll do it

How are K-pop groups formed? By the Korean version of Simon Cowell, who has far more power than the British Simon Cowell could ever dream of.

All The Questions You Have About K-Pop, Answered theonion.com/all-the-questions-you-ha...

When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts

That tweet still cracks me up 🤣🤣

When we overthrow the tech bros I only want monster fuckers and furry porn artists running the internet and tech.

please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro

digital art. a cartoonish car with very long legs with 4-toed feet instead of wheels

car

"And so.... they were both bottoms" meme

when two people "are typing..." in Discord but then both stop and no one starts again.

They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.

Last time I saw an old white man get this mad at a bad bunny it was Elmer Fudd! He was the man, I mean. Not the bunny. That was bugs. Sorry. the rabbit was bugs. His name was bugs. He’d be like bad bunny in this situation.

Streaker Running Across Field At Super Bowl Just Concussed Player

Streaker Running Across Field At Super Bowl Just Concussed Player theonion.com/streaker-running-across-...

No Kings includes Draft Kings

i love that for the average american, activism is just watching TV the correct way

Digital painting of Uni the famous cat, bathed in red light and looking quite evil.

I drew Uni @unicouniuni3.bsky.social
#art #catart

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

charlie kirk didn’t even perform at the TPUSA half time show

i am being censored on x the everything app for calling laura loomer a dumbass uneducated white bitch

There are sunsets that are less predictable than him doing this.

The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante

Doki Doki Literature Club is out now on Android and iOS! 🦊💚

Doki Doki Literature Club is out now on Android and iOS! 🐱🩷

Doki Doki Literature Club is out now on Android and iOS! 🐮🩵

Doki Doki Literature Club is out now on Android and iOS! 🦝💜

Neighbor shielded 7-year-old during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’ During the Sept. 30 raid one tenant protected a terrified girl and her mom. Remnants at the complex, including a detailed map of all the units, offer clues to what authorities may have known before th...

During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door. 

It wasn’t the feds —  it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.

He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.

chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

This man is being Gorilla Channel'd with a rotating selection of AI slop riot porn by several known white supremacists who are secretly running the government.