the only monarch I respect is a short king 🫡

autocorrect capitalizing all brand names is such bootlicker behavior

Pomeranian in pope robes

Not a single conclave could deny him power

for real though, happy taurus season! rules by Venus, sumptuous and intractable, I hope you find a wild and grateful luxury this spring

anyways, happy taurus season

thought I had gone on one bad date with a rude ugly man yesterday but then later ended up chatting to a hot charming dude who revealed he’s into sibling roleplay (no judgement, just not my kink) and then he started saying some kiiiiind of white supremacist shit and I was like, oh THIS is a bad date

@corndogclaire.bsky.social happy biiiiiiiiirthday!!!!!

all my homies yearn for the death of ai

The object isn’t to make art, it’s to be in that wonderful state which makes art inevitable. ~Robert Henri [in Rick Rubin: 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘈𝘤𝘵]

orange wine is rosé for people who want to eat your ass right after you get home from the gym

today is tridi 3 Germinal in the year of the Republic CCXXXIII, celebrating asparagus

interpretive dance but bowling

happy aries season you hotheaded freaks

KEEP CALLING. PEEL OFF ALL DEM SENATORS YOU CAN.

☎️: (202) 224-3121

Tell them to vote NO on Cloture and NO on CR. Vote is pushed to after 1:15ish for now. Situation is fluid.

The only public YES votes are Schumer and Fetterman. They need 7-8 total. KEEP CALLING.

Call retiring Senators too!

if you ever think you’re too witchy or powerful to be immune to retrograde energy or eclipse energy, let me tell you what— you are not. I thought I could just “high-vibes only” my way through a dinner with an ex, and now I’m fighting back tears at a DJ night

sources have confirmed: we are, in fact, so back

Hey there. Let’s not assume in this landscape where news & misinformation are hitting at a dizzying pace that everyone is aware of the same things. Let’s welcome people IN to action rather than scolding them for not already being where we may be. Community is crucial to combatting corruption. Cheers

I can’t explain it, but when it starts to get warmer during spring in Pittsburgh, I feel a personal sense of accomplishment— of victory

proud this went bluesky viral (seven likes)

would love to host a trivia night, but quiet? ambient lo-fi trivia for introverts who still want to show off and get a little tipsy on a Wednesday night

would like to think my uber driver saw me coming and put on summertime sadness just for me

I consider dating wealthy guys a service to society. I teach them what to spend their money on, so they don’t just keep accumulating it and turn into elon musk

can I have it

This moment calls for a mass movement. Thousands to tens of thousands daily are realizing they were duped. Already existing allies are realizing it’s time to prioritize action over posts. Welcome potential rather than perfection. Be willing to meet people where they are.

June Sobel, LOVE, for Paper Moon Graphics, 1982

Picture it, I have three cocktails and a delicious meal (and a hard seltzer). I come home, take off my shoes, and queue up the Tom Holland lip sync battle and watch, mouth agape, tears rolling down my cheeks. Weeping for what could be

I loved Noel and Sandi and felt BETRAYED when Matt showed up

like, give me a fruity man. give me a man who can dance. who has tight frenetic control of his body, and loves moving it, loves using it for delight instead of destruction? Muah, yes. Traditional masculinity is such a prison

I just don’t see how the Tom holland lip sync battle version of umbrella didn’t simply cure us of toxic masculinity forever