Almost annoying how everyone is pregnant this summer. Whatever I’ll ride roller coasters and eat sushi alone

Honestly it's infuriating. They literally changed how the Supreme Court operated because they were worried the power companies would have to spend too much money.

Good piece

Above the influence

“Your honor, you’d be surprised”

do NOT get your hopes up but…

"They're not going to carjack me for my biphobia, it's not on my car"

I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

Norman Rockwell meme

SEPTA should bump their rates up from $2.90 to something like $5 during the World Cup to help address their never-ending funding issues.

No kidding

every day I keep being alive

"Being alive is a nightmare"

unfortunately he does SUCH a good job singing Being Alive

i love being alive but I hate having to live

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

West End Girl is like Illinoise

Again

😤😎‼️

Wrong. Replacing her in 2029

I know it will never happen, but I dream of the idea of Democratic president firing all of BIA judges on January 20th; not so much as letting them to clear out their desks

Why is Keystone regional not going over Portal Bridge tonight? Aren’t we done with this old bridge?

I remember how sloppy it was but forgot they did it in Jena. Brutal outcome. En banc in 5th useless even with a stay. And a 5-4 SCOTUS hearing is a nail in his coffin, I assume? Is that conclusion closer to likely than not?

One of the more comical points they hammer. Still will make sure I list every single day on 485s. If you did a catering gig for 6 hours we are listing it.

I’m still a little confused why 5th not 3rd. Is there even a fight to get back into 3rd Cir? Did they not serve NTA in NJ?

Fascinated to see the process of Rubio asking Claude to write the shortest sentence possible to win the day in such letter

Surprised Rubio didn’t carte Blanche try this against every person in the country? May as well call them TdA, since there’s absolutely no check on that discretion

If the immigration case NTA was filed in NJ while detained, I understand it as jurisdiction vesting in 3rd Circuit. No?

I mean most obvious outcome of all time. No need to delay it if you’re in BIA chambers

Almost nothing more obvious outcome. It must’ve been very interesting to be in the chambers while they drafted this.

caption for BIA's decision in Matter of M-K-, 29 I&N Dec. 556 (BIA 2026)

1/ The full decision of the Board of Immigration Appeals upholding Mahmoud Khalil's deportation at Marco Rubio's specific request has just dropped. The BIA precedent on this was already bad & it was always going to have to be resolved by a higher court, so no surprises here. But a few things: