I will forever be haunted by this footage.

Trawling has only been filmed underwater a few times in documentary history, and never with such clarity.

What’s so heart-rending about these shots is watching how the animals don’t just get swept up — they swim for their lives.
🌎🦑🧪

You can't really trust that everyone who voted against it, is actually against it.

They got the 8 needed to let it through, and they can let everyone else save face.

good luck finding better use of quotation marks in a statement

Last month in The Onion:

But I was informed that protesting Democrats over this was bad because obviously they can't do anything with the Republicans controling everything.

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

okay that picture genuinely looks like Trump's getting a divine handy

United States Ambassador To Italy Mrs Clare Boothe Luce Listens To The Words Of Pope Pius Xii,During An Audience At The Pontiff'S Lakeside Summer Residence.13 October 1955

American conservative politician Clare Boothe Luce converted to Catholicism in 1946.

In a 1953 meeting with Pope Pius XII, she was fiercely lecturing the pontiff on the Church's moral duty to fight communism when the Pope finally interrupted her.

"You know, Mrs. Ambassador, I am a Catholic too."

Just a reminder that JD Vance has been a Catholic for less time than Nacho Fries have been on the Taco Bell menu.

he showed up to a mostly empty auditorium, got heckled by anti war protesters opposing the war he just humiliatingly failed to negotiate an end to, erika kirk stood him up, and he tried to explain catholicism to the pope. the only way he could’ve had a worse time is if he pissed his pants up there.

Dear Pope Leo,

If you excommunicate JD Vance, I will return to the church.

Lapsed Catholic,
Parker

+1

toasted crispy quinoa is so fucking good.

So is this website going to acknowledge that JD Vance was heckled repeatedly by antiwar protestors

JD Vance only converted to Catholicism in 2019. He's been Catholic just as long as a class of second graders who just took their First Communion.

If Vance disagrees with the actual pope, he's free to fuck off and find a yet another faith he can cynically exploit for his own political career.

"The Pope is incorrect on matters of theology" is excommunication time.

H/t @jumulojimbus.bsky.social

Then block me, it's not an airport. Jesus.

"Tesla CyberTruck: Brought to you by paying a sex worker to watch you play HellDivers "

Understandable, she was seriously concerned about those threats*.

* Threats of no pyrotechnics allowed for celebrating being on stage without her husband.

I should probably file my taxes tonight.

Maybe it'll all collapse in the next 36 hours though, and I won't have to worry about it.

It would be so dope if the Pope excommunicated these people.

I went to look at pizzagate jack’s feed and he’s posted almost 25 times about Leo, Trump, and Catholicism, since the Cardinal Prevost tweet.

I wonder if he’s bothered…

Add a laugh track at the end and this an absurdist SNL sketch intro from any time before 2015

Slap a @theonion.com logo or chyron on it.