Every NFL quarterback’s pro wrestling counterpart Every NFL quarterback’s pro wrestling comp.

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If you need a break from NFL Draft talk, i wrote 2,000 words comparing NFL quarterbacks to pro wrestlers in honor of WrestleMania.

It’s fun, it’s silly, and I spent way too much time trying to find perfect comps. Enjoy.

Yeah, I saw that. He said that after I posted this lol

And they’ll complain but still pay thousands of dollars next time because WWE/TKO have suckered these people into forking over their hard earned cash for mediocrity

I reposted a video about it last night! Wild stuff

It’s so nice to see people getting out and conversing with their neighbors again! Feel like in recent years it’s almost non existent

The fact they were playing ads during entrances in the stadium even… like wow lmao

A photo of Roman reigns showing his white ass teeth as the cover photo for the song “my shiny teeth and me”

If Roman is going to be on TV every week he’s gotta leave those chompers of his at home

How amazing ❤️❤️❤️

a person taking a picture of a gorilla in a zoo enclosure Alt: Gorilla twerking

Soooo good to see him smiling and healthy :’) loved that he played Up and One Time I was in my bed doing one of these

Still thinking about Justin Bieber’s Coachella weekend 2 set last night. My Bieber Fever never went away I fear

(Obviously)

Ok that’s great and all but is Roman going to show up to work or not

#demonback #aurarestored

Historic high ticket prices and now they’re inserting ads into the middle of entrances, even in the arena.

Live crowd is starting to boo when these happen.

Bianca’s pregnancy announcement was the best part of yesterday and this was the best part of tonight

#ThankYouOba

Squashed and retiring in the same night, bye bozo

People are so tasteless

😭😭 I liked the women’s matches (thought Liv and Stephanie should’ve had more time) and Seth/gunther I thought would steal the show and it did imo. Everything else was pretty meh

‘Twas literally just an episode of Monday Night Raw. Yikes.

If I didn’t have to cover that for work I wouldn’t have watched. Lmao

Man whatever lol

Congrats Bianca and Montez 🥹

Also don’t think it’s a coincidence Mania is influencer heavy this year. But that’s just an observation!

Took the words right out of my mouth.

So much I wish I could sayyyyyyyy

I’m going to feel like a sim

It doesn’t even feel like WrestleMania is this weekend lol

And what a compliment to Sabrina as well. Someone like Madonna isn’t doing this for just anyone. Passing the torch in such an awesome way. I love pop music 😭😭!!!!!