Kauffman is like my favorite stadium. I like the idea of a downtown KC stadium…. But Kauffman!

I kinda doubt he even realizes he’s being racist.

Money? It’s all about himself.

There are no jobs.

Did they impeach him after Jan 6th? He was out of office in like two weeks anyway.

Among like 56 other things.

Oh these people are dumb

DONT CHANGE THE JERSEYS!!

This made me laugh more than it should

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Did you bring him a sandwich?

Dude you’re a fucking hero.

Need to shower but feel a poop coming, ugh. Being alive sucks.

Oh hell yeah.

Frankly, I don’t like it. I need that fear a small child will crawl under the door into the stall with me to get everything out in a timely fashion.

THE BIRDS ARE CHRIPING TWEEDLY DEE

Just raised out of my bed screaming “No!”

miss u prn

Whoa I wonder why?

I need the Avalanche to lose btw.

Garak?

I live in Minneapolis. I have a lot more important shit to worry about. Fuck the entire fuck off.

This is one of the three Trainspotting songs mentioned multiple times. My personal favorite was Born Slippy.

Fuck you.

WE’RE GOING TO WIN TWINS WE’RE GOING TO SCORE!

I’m sad I didn’t clock Denard!

That was Denard Span?

Who is the color guy in the Twins broadcast?

No they wouldn’t.