Feels like this was specifically made for @anyaustin.bsky.social.

12 cheeseburgers (2 havarti, 4 gouda, and 6 colby jack) and 8 hot dogs rest on a well-used (abused) char-broil propane grill everything is overcooked but delicious the left grill shelf holds a metal spatula, tongs, and a very strong boubon and soda a plate of 8 toasted buns waits on the right grill shelf a red bud in brilliant bloom, bamboo, and a mess of other trees and shrubs show off in the background of the unkempt yard it's a beautiful day, the food is good, and we'll gladly take this brief moment of calm also, who left their damn socks on the patio? i told you to clean those up

hell yeah

This is Sloppy Joe erasure but I'll accept it.

Joes

hell yeah

Post a banger that isn't in English

youtu.be/5db5XxyeVMo

a fortnite-themed light switch plate, featuring blue, red, and black silhouettes of characters emoting, installed on my bedroom wall my wife hates it

Wife told son he couldn't put the Fortnite light switch plate he printed in the dining room... so he put it in our bedroom.

Well played, child. Well played.

a screenshot of the parlor from blue prince three boxes—blue, white, and black— sit on pedestals in a room with flower wallpaper the black box is open, the other two are closed i guessed right

chuggin beers and being bad at blue prince

Runners-up are Heroes of the 357th (or P51 as it was identified on the shareware disk) and Shattered Galaxy.

post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers

My bed frame snapped when I sat on the mattress last night. I'm sure that doesn't mean anything.

Ducks by Kate Beaton The first book I read in 2026. It is very good. Go read it.

Wow. Started 2026 with a banger.

*changes group chat name to Eastwoood

Water spills over the low dam on Lilly Creek in Eastwoood MetroPark. Not pictured: The seven or eight deer that crossed just upstream. They didn't seem to mind the cold water.

That's weir.

I'm much more of a "team goal" guy than an "individual banger" guy but this shit's stayed with me for 15 years.

Still my favorite thunderbastard in MLS history. Has a level of intentionality to it that few goals have ever matched.

What a player, what a career.

Columbus Crew’s elimination means Darlington Nagbe has played his final game.

Salute to a certified legend.

it's a poorly photoshopped faux movie poster riffing on "Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers" in honor of the columbus-cincinnati mls soccer rivalry series known colloquially as hell is real you see, it's funny because the title has been changed to HELLoween, as a play on hell is real, and the subhead has been altered to "the curse of daniel gazdag", and that's humourous because gazdag, who was a prolific scorer for the philadelphia union, has struggled to make an impact in the crew's attack... and so the implication is that he's cursed or something also, instead of the iconic michael myers mask, daniel gazdag's visage, flanked by a scary knife, is on the poster some other fun little touches are the new tagline, "true terror never scores", which is another poke at gazdag, and, instead of saying "coming soon" at the bottom of the poster, which is what you'd likely expect for a movie poster, the text reads "GOALING SOON?", which again, is another little goof about gazdag anywho, fc cincy sucks go crew

Happy Helloween, kiddos!

#hellisreal

Maybe the Bengals should just punt whenever they get the ball?

An ancient photograph shows four fresh-faced teens seated at a table as they pose for the camera. They don't believe time will come for them, but it will. HARD. One child pretends to be asleep as he flips off the camera. He is not as cool as he thinks he is.

Oh no, @mjdonnelly.bsky.social, we got old.

The shopping cart boss in Silksong is crazy. Any tips?

steam no work me want silksong give me now

ope

Chugged a Celsius and scarfed down two bowls of cheese puffs and now I feel like shit. What the hell, man?

CARIBOU - You Can Do It YouTube video by Caribou

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Oh crap. It's almost time to start thinking about the Cincinnati Bengals way too much.

1991 Speedway Convenience stores "Around the corner around the country" TV Commercial YouTube video by ewjxn

Bah gawd! That's Speedway's music!

youtu.be/UMJt5ca-i-A?...

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Okay, I'll bite. What's the World Cup?

American Outlaws Announce Partnership With ICE To Ensure 2026 World Cup Supporters Section Is For Americans Only — The Nutmeg News NEBRASKA - The United States Men’s Soccer Team (USMNT) supporters group American Outlaws announced a partnership with Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to ensure that their 2026 World Cup supp...

American Outlaws Announce Partnership With ICE To Ensure 2026 World Cup Supporters Section Is For Americans Only

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