My kingdom for a #devops person.
Posts by Spot Allen
Grapefruit juice is my closest analog to Catholicism.
The sweet temptation of hope, backed by the bitterness of everything else.
Does @stephenking.bsky.social do this?
We need #Laravel Cloud scheduled auto-hibernate.
Fully available during business hours; auto-hibernate in off hours. ๐ค
Realtime physically-modeled combustion engine sound system.
youtu.be/idTrnfe0_N8
Heal from MCU
BREAKING: A Delaware judge has ruled that Krafton must *reinstate* Ted Gill, the fired CEO of Subnautica 2 maker Unknown Worlds.
In the ruling, the judge accuses Krafton's CEO of using ChatGPT to come up with a strategy to get out of paying Unknown Worlds a $250 million bonus. Story coming shortly
Love me some octopuses.
*verifies no typo there; good*
For filenames, always snake. ๐
Personally.
camel for method names, class names.
snake for vars, arguments, properties.
all cap for consts
TFW: You're responsible by doing a house clean a day ahead of time; forgetting your cats were raised by garbage pandas. ๐
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"There's no such thing as too much logging." ๐
This is what happens when you're in your mid-forties and spend more than one late nighter in a row. ๐ตโ๐ซ
Seems #PHPStorm (@jetbrains.com) assumes sprintf positional arguments are variables?
I know the pieces fit
'Cause I watched them fall away
Mildewed and smouldering
Fundamental differing
Pure intention juxtaposed
Will set two lovers' souls in motion
Disintegrating as it goes
Testing our communication
Oh yeah! Nothing like Pascal door games. ๐
It was good
Yes please!
PHP RFC: Pattern Matching
wiki.php.net/rfc/pattern-...
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Pink sunset over Oakland with palm trees.
Got some #synthwave visuals up here from our condo balcony. My shitty iPhone 12 unfiltered zoom providing a proper 1980's vibe. ๐ค
Yes. Hmm. ๐ง