I was looking for airplanes tonight and Jupiter was so distracting

fastest follow of my life

what a shot, damn!

extremely cursed object

an adult American Robin in a nest, just its head and tail sticking up

Good morning! 🪶

👏👏👏👏

hank's wearin' butt boobies!

holy smokes I haven't thought about this book in twenty five years. nice work

the Pope is subtweeting us

black and white photo of a WWI pilot holding a small bomb as he leans out the side of his cockpit to drop it by hand

Early aviation was bananas

Rockford Scanner operator to be arraigned after alleged threats against Mayor Tom McNamara The man behind Rockford Scanner allegedly told police he was going to “going to shoot the mayor in the head.”

ours just got arrested for threatening the mayor
www.mystateline.com/news/rockfor...

a common grackle standing in green grass, its beak open, looking kind of affronted. there is a blurry dandelion in the background

*gasp* bluesky was down? I hope the #birds feed still works

*smug nerd voice* My favorite dinosaur is Geococcyx californianus

My literal gender reveal at age 45

the same bluebird (iirc) perched on a knob looking very poofed up and cross

indeed

eastern bluebird perched on the edge of a large sawn-off tree trunk

they still look pretty grumpy. better keep posting #birds

Used it again this year and was very happy. It even did a half-decent job of reading the PDFs imported.

A silver 2004 Honda 919 naked motorcycle with modded exhaust, handlebars, and signals

Sold my #Honda 919 tonight after four years. Such a gorgeous bike, I was sad to see it go.

I'm down to just two bikes in the garage, how will I survive? #motosky

Let the record show that Mr. Hill really knows his pornography

*gestures broadly at Super Mario Sunshine*

Damn - all those eggs came out of her? 😅

the DNC deliberately implemented the George Floyd protests as an electoral strategy, everybody knows that

John of Patmos: In my book I invented the Antichrist as a cautionary tale.

Modern evangelicals: At long last we can worship the Antichrist from the classic book Don't Worship The Antichrist.

this is traditionally when the jedi council gets involved

he's doing his best okay

Artemis II Return NASA's Orion spacecraft carrying Artemis II Commander Reid Wiseman, Pilot Victor Glover, and Mission Specialist Christina Koch from NASA, along with Mission Specialist Jeremy Hansen from the CSA (Canadian Space Agency), splashes down in the Pacific Ocean near San Diego, California, at 5:07 p.m. PDT, (8:07 p.m. EDT) on Friday, April 10, 2026. The Artemis II test flight launched on Wednesday, April 1, from NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida to begin its 10-day journey around the Moon for scientific discovery, economic benefits, and to build on our foundation for the first crewed missions to Mars. NASA’s Landing and Recovery team and the U.S. military are coordinating efforts to extract the Artemis II crew from the Orion spacecraft. Credit: NASA/Josh Valcarcel

What a great photo just added on the NASA Johnson Flickr page www.flickr.com/photos/nasa2...

jokes on you they're all sold out

*Miss Frizzle voice*: