I guess the vampire or werewolf debate never made sense to me, because like… do you want to have sex with a cold, bony-ass actually dead body… or do you want to get absolutely bangaranged by a literally feral animal of a man?
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when a good puppy gives you that look 😜❤
commission for @blurphb.bsky.social !!
It’s me! By me.
This has always been a extremely tiny screeching minority demanding that their bigotry dictate that no one else's children can learn of the existence of LGBTQ people.
Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.
My hero from a local TORG game, The Malachite Mastiff!
It Follows (2015)
Thanks to @bruteandbrawn.bsky.social for this INCREDIBLE commission of Breakfast!
Commission for @pup-blank.bsky.social!
My wolf, Spots the Snare (Spot for short) from Werewolf: The Apocalypse!
A guy says he knows a place and it’s a sewer. But yeah.
Well, I'll be damned.
It's royalty free and there's already six, generic manufacturers lined up.
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That’s the video for Polite Dance Song by Bird and the Bee, directed by Eric Warheim!
I’m kinda a pup now! So anyway, meet Breakfast.
jk they did it today
Gahd damn!
A drawing of Pup Phthalo playing in a ball pit
Over the weekend, a man I’ve been falling in love with told me he loves me too! He’s playful and handsome and sweet and I could literally go on for hours. 💖 @pupphthalo.bsky.social
Oh fuck yes, sir!
This is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.
I’m available for commissions! I want to keep this simple, at least at first, so the only “tier” is $100 for a full-color illustration with a simple background (like the illustration in the repost). DMs are open!
A portrait of my husband :) haven’t done a self portrait yet…
All clean!
These have made me cum harder than most porn I watch. Thank you, sir!
They’re correct
I want to go to there
Thank you, sir!
I drew @blu-sky-jam.bsky.social! Unmatched “come hither” look, afaic.
Mulder saying "Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government."
Mulder saying "If you die, you let them off the hook."