I hope he’ll read the verse about rich men not getting into heaven.

Who counted the bees? I mean, a million is a lot!

So much winning.

Everything is great, Michael! Do you hear me? EVERYTHING IS GREAT!!!

Nobody Told Trump Exactly What He Agreed To, Plus Did you know our press suck? Plus music

Nobody Told Trump Exactly What He Agreed To, Plus
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Absolutely remarkable statement from Pope Leo today.
One for the history books
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

It's not just that we live in the stupidest timeline, it's that we live in the stupidest *possible* timeline.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

Taco Bell—because how could it be worse for us than nuclear annihilation?

When someone threatens that "a whole civilization will die tonight" and that someone is the President of the United States, it's up to the cabinet members to do as they've sworn to do and invoke the 25th Amendment. Having a madman with his finger on the button has to stop.
#civilizationwilldie.

FEMA head claims he “teleported” to Waffle House - Salon.com A bizarre claim from a FEMA worker has people online joking about Waffle House teleportation.

How is this guy not instantly disqualified from positions of authority?
www.salon.com/2026/04/05/f...

They are all going to get new common names.

We saw a pair in Louisiana once, and that was a big deal. In New Mexico, they’re everywhere.

In parts of the west, they’re more common than red-tails.

I guess now we're stealing the birds' data?

I’m excited about my new hobby that consists of writing either “Fuck” or “sucks” on dollar bills.

Youngest player in near one-twentieth of a century!

That’s an unfortunate, awesome name for a meteorologist.

That’s all right you piece of shit, dance on Mueller’s grave. You ain’t seen grave dancing like what’s going to happen when the LDL does its job.

Record high temperatures today.

Cuba? Why shouldn't we have our own little Afghanistan, right off of Miami? I'm sure that'll go well.

That would be hilarious if it wasn’t the kind of thing that some of our politicians believe.

I read an article that predicted that in coming years, all major league baseball will be played indoors.

Was at a meeting in New Orleans this week. Woke up this morning and actually had the thought, “Do I have enough gas to get home if Trump started Armageddon overnight?”

In Arkansas, this is the sort of thing that we call “stupid shit.”

It’s a great new day in America! (Where the president is a convicted felon, an adjudicated rapist, is openly racist, is corrupt, and is a long-time pedophile.)

*UA

I work for the US system and have had 4.5% in raises the last ten years, but sure, let’s divert a bunch more money away from academics.

The war is supposed to make you forget 1) the president is a pedophile; 2) ICE is ruining lives; 3) the government is destroying education and science; 4) millions are being thrown out of insurance and healthcare; 5) income inequality is at an all time high; 6) the climate is dying.

It's where the last four living brain cells are trying to escape.

It’s the entry point for the demons.