every day i log on and read something new about the Bluesky staff doing some foolish thing because they kind of hate everyone who comes in here and i love that this site is like what if an airport dive bar was run by guys who got 2nd place in a Math Decathlon

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

Thinking about this post I saw the other day

when my cat is hungry

Mozart: Requiem – Lacrimosa

Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."

four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"

Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"

Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

Mega Heatran's base speed stat

Oh he's finally reaping what he sowed huh

Oh so that's why all the Metal Gear and Death Stranding yaoi I have been exposed to was 100% him, huh

I think this is why every single bit of Metal Gear and Death Stranding yaoi I have seen was 100% him retweeting them

so that's why Estinein's back from his squid-tasting world tour

The fact that some people are more offended that he cursed on social media instead of groups of people being systemically exterminated and imprisoned worldwide and more under his watch really says a whole fucking lot about them.

So close, but yet so far. Unfortunately the locker still has room.

I think I broke the simulation

Why are you both white

Jesus Christ it really is just pinkeye

Unfortunately formatted hand written sign at the March 28th No Kings protest in New Haven saying "War crimes don't hide sex crimes", but it also can be read as War don't sex. Crimes hide crimes"

WAR DON'T SEX

CRIMES HIDE CRIMES

A poster board sign that says "Woke II: Return of Woke"

I hope Sony condemns the White House for using PS5 imagery to promote its administration.

a photo of lovecraft wearing a cap edited in that reads "i fear fish women"

at least one is going to end up in a mason jar

Stellan Skarsgård please save us

I considered that too, but I ultimately decided to run a stripped-down version of 11 via RemoveWindowsAI and Win11Debloat instead of learning an entirely new OS

I dunno if this has been brought up in wider discussions but Jesus CHRIST the story-spinner glam on fem Au Ra making me act up

The future was stolen from us to riotous applause.

I will never comprehend why a generation was raised to 'come together, accept differences and heal the world' by the same people who are practically blood drunk giddy off the rancid mire of unending existential woe they brought into existence.

Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress) @rebeccaferguson.com This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request. why on earth would you message me if you were real I need you to watch my movies. the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies? I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft. In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice."
"Real media access is still only on Twitter."
"No one important uses or will ever use this site."

Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

I love this post so much, I wish people knew about it

average Jez Corden article too

The comm is porn btw