Someone told me I should bomb Mobius. The fuck is Mobius.

"Angel Dust. Huh."

"... Lot of visitors in Hell recently. I should look into it."

"It is really hard not calling her Charlotte anymore."

"Oh, I mean not every day necessarily needs to be super exciting... But I guess I could go for a walk outside. I'm certain the reactions will be fun."

"... Good day Hell?

I lost track of time so I don't know what time it is.

All that... paperwork."

He's just going to enjoy his meal, giving a light sigh as he does so.

"It is quite a... boring day it seems."

"... I'm pretty sure it's not Niffty, because it's not Rat Blood."

"... We're not talking about cleaning now, but I do have a nice cowboy outfit for Wrath."

"... Someone apparently had a 'feast'."

"... Probably leather for most cases?"

"... You want me... to join you? I don't really eat demons, Alastor."

He blows a stray bit of hair away from his face as he styles it.

"Unless you mean causing chaos, and... perhaps I can do that, but not inside the hotel."

"Are you saying you want someone to watch you feast?"

His eyebrows raise a little bit.

"... Or am I reading too much into your mind?"

"I mean I probably could but sometimes I just want to put on the gloves."

"... Because there's blood on the wall?"

"... Can you please try to keep it to your room next time? I'm putting on the cleaning gloves."

"Nothing."

".... Oh well, that was easy. I was going to put on a pair of gloves."

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"... I should clean this up."

"... What were you doing?"

"... Well, I have to find out who did it. Charlie is coming back soon."

"... Charlie's gonna be mad."

"Who is the one that got blood on the wall?"

"... Who did it?"

"Oh, what's today's dish, Alastor?"

He rubs his hands together, disappearing the rubber duck he was toying around with.

"How are you doing, I'm just enjoying a coffee while I lounge around."

"Oh hey Lilith~"

Quack.

".. I could. I was thinking of a nice subway."