The downfall of x is the best thing ever. Now more people have moved 😍

Me: Jesus it's half 10, I'm gone to bed very late.

My alarm: you don't need to get up for 9 hours you lazy bitch

Polly Walker, Melinda Clarke and Katey Sagal are the same person in different fonts

White smoke and @Joe Duffy retiring?

Joe has some big news... #NewPope

Tummy control
High waisted
Push up
High hip
Bust enhancing
Bum lift

Lads... IT'S SWIMWEAR I WANT, not all that nonsense...

Impulse bought a threadmill

Not work clothes or new runners...

Why did I own more blazers for clubbing at 19 than I own for my fucking office job in my 30s.

If you're wondering, you can't get a train from Midleton or Cobh to Kent in time for the first or second train... @irishrail.bsky.social this would probably increase parking availability...

The worst part about scouts nights is that I keep forgetting bedtime

280k for a 2 bedroom gaf...

They have to stay pregnant, they have to stay married, they have to stay silent

Imagine looking at Greenland and thinking Denmark hasn't done a good job.

Fuck off

Can the minister for education have a chat with Fermoy Educate Together, that has been begging for more room, as they can't offer their mandated Special Ed class...

they're in a DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION BUILDING and can't get use of more classrooms. OR prefabs. in a DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION BUILDING

My rise and grind routine?

Some of you have never had your significant other bring you coffee in bed and it shows...

Hello @smythstoysroi.bsky.social

The Mothers day lego adverts seem to have a lot of botanicals lego and not a lot of star wars lego...

How do grown ups decorate their bedrooms, cause mine has like, nothing on the walls

"we're at risk of losing our irishness"

No we're not, the language is growing and has never been more culturally popular

GAA women's games getting the recognition and support they deserve

Irish actors, artists and authors are everywhere

What we are at risk of losing is our tolerance and empathy

I'm in bed. Reading my book. At 9.19pm

On a bank holiday Sunday. Loving this for me

Just preordered

How does @gavreilly.com do it all 😍

I used to work in Social Media for Amazon so everytime I see a driver doing something fun that's ended up on socials I'm like, yeah, that was at least 5 meetings

We must remain surprised by the actions in the white House.

We cannot accept this as normal or correct democratic behaviour. Please be shocked and tell people why

Has my son selected the ugliest pair of hiking boots known to man?

Sir. What, the actual fuck are these?

Reading fantasy because I hate myself

GP didn't accuse me of making it all up anyway so that was lovely. Referral gone to see if they'll see me publicly!

I'm going to get up early and have a shower, and other lies I tell myself.

The title to my memoir...

Men are just too emotional tbh

If I had John Cena money I'd have hair plugs

Pope's gunna kick it and Trump is gunna claim the Vatican

I dunno man, I work a 35 hour week... that's pretty sweet

The rich people do not want what's best for you.

Vaccinate your kids