Sickening Zune slander

Dan McQuade (standing ovation)
Mike Fossey (standing ovation)
Scott Adams (awkward silence)
Kaleb Horton (standing ovation)

Ah man this is so sad 😥 rest in peace, Mike

Michael F. Fossey Obituary December 22, 2025 - Westford Healy Funeral Home View Michael F. Fossey's obituary, find service dates, and sign the guestbook.

Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.

Posting crashouts I see, starting with a special one

I am simply a hunble bumpy ball in search of 2 coins only

A lot of people I know are going the “actually I’m getting rid of all social media” route and that’s fine I love that for them but here’s the thing about me: if i stop posting i will die

You what mate

Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog whenever you translate a tweet in Hebrew: Quote 𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐂𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝕏 @normposter · 8h Just punched my neighbor in the face in the middle of the night. Please pray for my family.

lol

Yeah that bump will evaporate in due course when it becomes clear they’re fundamentally fucked regardless of his presence in the boardroom

All that means is that the markets were expecting it to be even worse. That doesn’t make this “good” news

Thank you for your service

Artist re-hired after AI turned out to be too expensive: I'm not sure any of these assets are usable

Former prompt engineer still making $400k who is now her manager: grateful artist crop top doesn't talk back big boob big ass trending on hinge goes to work slut-style is single and has child's face

Are people still freaking out about follower ratios here

SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

Vincent D'Onofrio pig tilt stargazing tweet https://twitter.com/vincentdonofrio/status/1119703427179663360

happy 5th anniversary to the best tweet of the last decade

Man with that haircut men have these days doing a poo on the London underground.

Can we bring this back?

I am simply a hunble bumpy ball in search of 2 coins only

one of my favorite things in the world is when someone gets a medium amount of followers for some silly thing and it totally destroys their life and they start posting like sephiroth

Carrying it through the house and catching the second handle (??) on a door handle

Smashing Avos

Speak for yourself but I’m wasting hours of my day answering the door to dogs and other critters

🎵 ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone 🎵

Starting the worst dad rock cover band of all time called Twenty One Pinots

How are you people still going on about this lol

Trump must release the Charlie Brown hoe files

once the right loses we will have to send thousands of people like will chamberlain to re-education camps

"I'm alive!" said Gatsby, roaring past on a speedboat. He'd faked his own death and gotten away with everything. That's why they called him the Great Gatsby. "Out of the way, current!" he yelled at the water. "This speedboat is bearing me ceaselessly into the future!"

Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:

tonight i saw a guy passed out in the passenger's seat of those driverless taxis, with his head literally in between his knees completely passed out. but for one glorious second i thought, "this dude got a driverless car so he could suck his own dick"