SICK i am so excited

head in my hands rn… i may be Stupid

👈 has no idea what “Inside Out characters” are

how much for that doggy style in the window?

MOM: …and that’s why we decided to intervene. Your isolationist tendencies have us all very concerned.

ME [putting on VR headset]:

Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.

Kendrick Lamar getting people to dance and sing while calling you a bitch ass hoe on Juneteenth and the 4th is just straight up terrifying lol

hasn’t gotten any less incredible that kendrick lamar wrote the song of the summer about drake being a conniving pedophile colonizer. and for the aunties the ending is perfect for a line dance. it’s peak diss track

A list of eight cute animal rhymes to say farewell...

8. In a while, crocodile
7. Toodle-oo, kangaroo
6. Ciao for now, Jersey cow
5. Why you still here, white-tailed deer
4. Just piss off, luna moth
3. Go to hell, red gazelle
2. Kiss my hole, woodland vole
1. Off you fuck, crested duck

I always cut the plastic soda rings for sea turtles even though they probably wouldn't give me the time of day.

oh naur

at last podgenation may gnaw on a boner peace and love on planet earth... thanks for all u do and taking the time!!

i've been plugging this on tumblr like it's my job it's so so so good

real as hell for this