ONE* job

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Nearly
Everything

"Cocaine Tricks and Roadkill Dicks" in this 800 page treatise on improving American healthcare I shall endeavor to...

autotyper slowly churning out "I love meta" over and over and over like some sort of incantation to ward off evil spirits.

a man is standing in a glass box with papers falling around him ALT: a man is standing in a glass box with papers falling around him

force bubble -then- throw money on yourself. Toss in a bit of wind magic and you have one of those money booth attractions.

So the ICE agents have someone to fight over blocks with.

The TeeHeeHee-1000

I'm still shocked he isn't really a beard.

I got confused and dressed up as Yogi Berra :(

Sign for a Vietnamese restaurant named Pho Real

It would look at me incredulously and ask are you...

A little bit of Monica in my life begat
A little bit of Erica by my side begat
A little bit of Rita's all I need begat
A little bit of Tina's what I see begat
A little bit of Sandra in the sun begat
A little bit of Mary all night long begat
A little bit of Jessica - Mambo 1:5

Modern SAT prep must be pretty crazy.

Cutting dicks off roadkill and snorting coke off toilet seats : Becoming Secretary of HHS :: Getting bitten by a spider : Becoming Spider-Man

I wonder what the Metaphor: ReFantazio devs are up to these days.

*whispering gently into the Pope's ear* let's see how infallible you really are

feverishly writing his next book on Biden.

She was definitely the goldest of girls.

Me: [idly looking up info on popes]

Wikipedia: This list is incomplete; you can help expand it.

Me: wut?

Wikipedia: [lifts eyebrows suggestively]

Honestly it's their own fault on the USS Tripoli for being greedy. Surely they can get by with a mere USS Doubli or even a USS Singli. Gluttons.

Sword Of Omens, give me sight BEYOND sight. -- Lion-O 19:85

Oh like you never splurge on orange vegetable roundies and a slice of ... ass loaf?

The 11th Commandment

Makes sense. Same core issue - lack of quality in the sole.

You can clean but you can never eliminate the free floor treats fully.

my work here is done

b-roll for upcoming live action lion king spin-off Timon and Rumbaa