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Posts by A Scheme x Todd

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Hell I am also distraught atp

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This silly women went into the woods with a distraught man with a rifle??? THE BEAR, LADY. THE BEAR #nightagent3

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But honestly I find it cheap disrespectful to keep bringing up the fact that it was posted on Easter unless a point about Jesus is being made.... and even then, it's lazy commentary.

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Easier to make a quip and press send than sit in the depravity of it

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I can't tell if it's a reading comprehension thing? (Obviously he is not *praising Allah*. OBVIOUSLY, right?...???)

Or... something else

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There's no irony, not really. Not if you are reading the post for what it is.

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I don't understand why the highlight of that sentient 🎃's post is mentioning Allah on Easter, when the real horror is mocking the faith of people he's excited to kill.

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I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable.
Someday, I hope I’ll be a bouillonaire.

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REMINDER:

THE USPS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A BUSINESS THAT IS MAKING MONEY.

IT IS A CONSTITUTIONALLY PROTECTED ENTITY FOR THE PEOPLE.

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I think that if you have CEO aspirations, you should NOT scratch that itch by jumping in to manage a volunteer organization.

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Ugh.

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Bold to assume that it "wouldn't matter" to TSA agents on the ground. It's documented how often prejudice/ignorance allows TSA agents to discriminate against travelers. They even reject legal US state IDs that are unfamiliar to them personally! That's how poorly trained they are.

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Let's not normalize authoritarian overreach via security theater just because ICE is worse. TSA is an awful organization that needs to be abolished along with all of the other knee jerk reactions to 9/11.

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I am not pointing this comment at anyone in particular, but: The TSA line has already been a fraught place for brown and Black travelers for as long as it has been around. The racism might get worse tomorrow, but it isn’t going to start tomorrow. That is all.

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Agreed. People hate this one!

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Is this hell? This is hell.

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Imagine nachos but with fritos at the base! Not bad! (I also had to be convinced lol)

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Y'all seem to be "fretting" and we don't posed to fret.

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Mmh.

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NEVER.

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Text, reading: "TikTokers talking about alpine divorce might not know that the phrase comes from an 1893 short story by the Scottish Canadian writer Robert Barr about an unhappily married couple who spends a weekend away in the Alps. The husband had planned to push his wife off the summit during a hike, but in an O Henry-esque twist, the wife tells him she has framed him for murder before jumping off the ledge herself, right before the police she called show up."

Text, reading: "TikTokers talking about alpine divorce might not know that the phrase comes from an 1893 short story by the Scottish Canadian writer Robert Barr about an unhappily married couple who spends a weekend away in the Alps. The husband had planned to push his wife off the summit during a hike, but in an O Henry-esque twist, the wife tells him she has framed him for murder before jumping off the ledge herself, right before the police she called show up."

It came from an old short story, apparently!

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Somebody needed to beat Ennis's ass tbh. #paradise

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Why tf am I seeing Timathon Chalwhomever's name next to Misty Copeland's at all?????

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a man with a beard is saying that 's wild . Alt: a man scratching his temple, saying "that's wild"

Not ugly AND politically ✌🏿moderate✌🏿

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One of the greatest tweets ever.

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This is the third government shutdown since Trump took office.

TSA agents are unpaid, some sleeping in their cars, while his war is torching about $1 billion a day.
ICE detention is still draining around $10 million a day to run centers where people are disappearing into a broken system.

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This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

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The one where y'all are facing off in complimentary poses!

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Aww, look at y'all! And hey Donovan! Looks like a blast!

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