Your girlfriend will be like, "can you watch my drink?"

I'm in my "getting chili at the restaurant" era.

I think maybe they shouldn't be allowed to play Biggie in Indiana.

Danny Heifetz say a nice thing about Daniel Jones Challenge: Impossible

They should change the name of every band to [number of people] White Guys.

I'm about to dip my balls in thousand island dressing #iykyk

In a bar that smells like farts/ Chinese food. Mostly just surprised it took me this long to see it.

Push got the whole city saying pee pee.

On my Jane Craig shit today.

Do you remember your first moist towelette?

I'd probably rather see Denis' Odyssey and Nolan's Bond, but I'm not complaining. 🤷🏿‍♂️

Jim Irsay died and I'm pretty bummed. Dude loved his Colts, really wanted to win. I don't know what the future holds for the team but it's gonna be different for sure.

Does anyone's 7/11 still sell 1/8 lb hot dogs?

GIF of a movie you've seen more than 6 times

Tell me why I'm in the Miami airport during a Heat playoff game and none of the bars are playing it?!?

There's a man in the gym giggling.

Who's the dude running across the middle?

They survived a gauntlet.

Where would the Colts have been if they just didn't address QB?

The Rehearsal is coming back?!

This might be sacrilege but buffalo wings are too acidic to be the consensus number one.

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3 beers by 10:30.

Humans have hearts and souls

He's easily my second choice assuming Warren's not there. I just don't really like the second round TEs to the extent that I'd say they're an easy upgrade on who's back there. Done with projects at that position.

Colts Reddit is so trash. We make a couple smart moves and everyone's either "now go trade for Hendrickson" or "he's just trying to save his job! He'll run the cupboard bare!"

Miserable, unpleasable goons.

Glenn Youngkin takes a victory lap on Fox for University of Virginia ending DEI and says it's a step toward restoring the values of Thomas Jefferson

Hulu going down is crazy. Hulu going down right before the upset of the night is fucking legendary. Goodnight everybody.

At least Nosferatu didn't go home empty handed.

Was really praying for the Diane Warren thing to finally end tonight. So this one's double bad.

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Aye, same 5.