I hate that I know this guy so well.

Just gonna screenshot this for WYTS 😂

J.J. McCarthy Is Not Beating The "Sucks" Allegations | Defector If current trends continue, historians will look back on Nov. 2, 2025, with consternation and confusion. Entire careers of PhD candidates at major universities will be devoted to the mystery of this…

J.J. McCarthy is not beating the “sucks” allegations: defector.com/j-j-mccarthy...

Festive

Lmao, right 😂

The way I was SURE this was you guys 😂

When is the Cast of Crawlers pod dropping?
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I love that lions fans are back to cheering catches instead of wins 😂

Oh no… 😅

It’s the bears. He’d better be 😂

Good luck

And you guys have been publicly owned for a while now 😂

Happy season. Here are some materials to get you ready for some football.

First up: all 32 installments of Why Your Team Sucks 2025 are now live: defector.com/tag/wyts-2025

Ozzy Osbourne: Welcome to Hell (affectionate)
Hulk Hogan: Welcome to Hell (derogatory)

ME: two of my most hated enemies are going to drag each other down
YOU: right, the Trump-Musk thing
ME: the what

Pope Francis Scouring Papal Tombs For Final Easter Egg Of Vatican Hunt VATICAN CITY—Recalling that he hid it somewhere among the dozens of sarcophagi underneath St. Peter’s Basilica, Pope Francis was reportedly scouring the papal tombs Thursday in search of the final egg from the Vatican Easter Egg Hunt. “If I can’t find this egg, the catacombs will totally reek,” said the frustrated bishop of Rome while rifling through the final resting place of holy pontiffs, crawling on his hands and knees on the crypt floor to peek under the reliquary of Saint Peter. “I found all the eggs tucked away in the Pietà, the tabernacle, and confessional, and the one I hid in the hands of the embalmed body of Pope John XXIII, so the last Easter egg has got to be down here somewhere.” At press time, Pope Francis was reportedly filled with disgust after rolling up the sleeves of his cassock, reaching into Leo X’s coffin, and touching the putrefied remains of an egg from 2016.

Pope Francis Scouring Papal Tombs For Final Easter Egg Of Vatican Hunt theonion.com/pope-fr...

Much like The Lord, my BAC has risen!
Happy Easter

Fantastic cause and always very entertaining. Check em out!

This is insane. Every consultant or advisor who has planted this idea in his head should be fired. Then Schumer should resign.

Trade for Hendrickson, keep Jaire, finish day 2 like this, PROFIT.

Hate this…

Day 1

Pretty good. I was expecting the Jenkins to center move, I just thought Morgan would take over at guard. Feels like the plan now is to have Banks at guard and Morgan be the swing OL this year before taking over for Walker in 2026.

Just waiting on the Hendrickson trade now 😅

Just that kind of day😂

Garrett Willson in hell 🤣

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Steeler fans says “ok lemme get a qb” *monkey’s paw curls from the simpsons*

Was texting with a Steelers fan friend about the DK Metcalf trade last night, which led to this incredible exchange