My God #EE has finally fixed its e-commerce

Is there a manual for how to re-establish relationships with your own family when you come back home?

Oh look Putin is stress testing the entire #Nato alliance. Well I suppose it had to happen with #Trump in charge. How so very bleeding predictable.

Bless the #BBC for trying to guess the meaning of #VPN. It's Virtual Private Network, @frankgardner.bsky.social

First, they came for the comedians and we laughed it off...

#fdt #jimmykimmel

Uh-oh it's #OrphanBlack style neurogenics in the real world. Highly recommend that show btw, it imagines a future where eugenics, esp cloning, becomes accepted scientific fact. And the lead actress is absolutely incredible in 8-10 discreet clone roles.

It's probably time for bed when you are mixing acronyms between #the Xbox game #Halo and the #UnitedNations.

Like #truth, #science dies in darkness.

I have always believed in science, Bernie. I had 3 x C19 vaccines and it's only years later that I've come to realise my first nearly killed me. Looking back at 1k pages of notes and digesting them 7 times will do that. @WHO calls it "Multisystem inflammatory syndrome associated with C19 vaccine".

a man making a funny face with the words sorry but i cant fix your crazy below him Alt: Jack Nicholson making a funny face with the words sorry but i cant fix your crazy below him

What would happen if @ofcom.bsky.social went, if you say anything even remotely nasty about #KeirStarmer we will shut you down. 80% of #British media do that every
day as do pretty much all broadcasters. The @fcc regulates nothing if it throws the First Amendment Man baby out with the bath water

I believe they did try pretty hard, but then everyone sensible drank bleach and basically died. This is what we are left with.

@JonStewart is to blame for #DonaldTrump. Discuss. It was the comedians that did it. Bloody satire.

One day, somebody on the sixth floor will sit down with a calculator and a dictionary and actually explain the world #impartiality is not the same as saying every lunatic needs equal share of voice. Too many public school educated loonies still at the #BBC. Urgh

a cat wearing a hard hat is pressing a button with the word launch above it . Alt: a cat wearing a hard hat is pressing a button with the word launch above it .

Had a new #Trump brainwave: next year is the US/Mexico World Cup. Convince him that the #nuclearfootball is actually a football and wire it into the opening ceremony. Kill all the birds with one rather dramatic event. In the #Trump era, the maddest ideas always rise to the top. Kick off, boom. Oops.

@X is something you think you can't do without it until you do and suddenly the cesspit pool just migrates to @facebook.

#BrigitteMacron is a man. No she bloody isn't. She is also exactly the same age as my Dad, 72. And sorry Dad, I know we've had a pretty rough week this week, but i think she's just pipped you in the attractiveness stakes. No offence meant, none taken, I don't do bloody social errr media.

That's #DemocracyPlus aka ##DictatorshipLite. In a free society, you can say anything you like as long as it's that you love #Trump. Pass the barf bag.

They are "not allowed to do that". #Fascism? What fascism?Third Term rebrand of #Magat: #EmperorTrump of Planet Amerimad.

My sister has a Land Rover and I drove a #Touareg. So she called her car "Toe-rag". If you're Northern, it'll make a sort of sense.

Can I just check... did everyone see #Trump get back on #AirforceOne. He didn't sneak up to bloody #Scotland. If he's near enough for #trident effing nuke his plane. He's got his back up $400mn middle east special. Put us all out of our collective miseries. Blame it it on Putin's dementia.

a man in a suit and tie is giving a thumbs up sign Alt: Jon Stewart is giving a thumbs up sign

#JonStewart is the Jewish version of #God. Yeah, I'm almost certain that last statement is offensive to somebody, but it is also still true. Speak truth to fascists, Jon.

They have a 6-year old's grasp of their own history. #MAGAT #Trump.

Family Guy - The FCC Song YouTube video by Clips4free

#FamilyGuy knows best: enjoy!
The frigging #fcc

youtu.be/HyiI4zgVWaY?...

What has #Trump contributed to world peace. He's set it back to the levels of pre WWII and #Nato. So basically set it back 50+ years. Forget #Churchill, #Roosevelt and the Northern Alliance. He is an insult to the world's general intelligence. He made #Ukraine *the invaded party*, the enemy. Lunatic

#Trump v #Hitler:
1. Trump calls anti-fascists terrorists. Trump is a FASCIST.
2. Trump wants to outlaw left wing thinkers, what did Hitler do with ALL of his opposition? He KILLED it.
3. Hitler used propaganda to segregate every bit of society. Fake news/culture wars?

Comparisons are valid.

#DonaldTrump had basically looked at the Civil Contract that has existed since emancipation, torn it to shreds and said "look how clever I am". He just makes me want to vomit up half my vital organs. #bbcqt

Wouldn't ever dare! 😉

#KeirStarmer is a competent, grown-up Statesman who has set the template for how to handle #DonaldTrump. Yes, we know #BBCNews. Very similar ages in reality, but a completely different outlook and approach. Thank you @teamlabouruk.bsky.social for demonstrating a baseline of leadership.