Hi, it’s my birthday 🩷

My best friend & me 💚🩷 @takeyurmeds.bsky.social

I feel like I haven’t seen lightning bugs in years but this summer my backyard is ✨GLOWING✨

I honestly forgot he was VP bc where tf has he been 🤣🤣

I really feel like I’ve been making the most of these days I have off work. Tons of playing w the kids, seeing friends, getting projects done, being productive af! I’m v happy 😊

My cricut is one of my favorite investments bc wym I just made custom shirts for us to wear tomorrow w stuff I already had here! One of a kind shirts for free! 🤩

I think a new Adam Sandler & Drew Barrymore/Jennifer Aniston movie would heal me

My girls’ Y2K birthday party this weekend was so fetch!! Such a fun theme to put together 💿🦋🍬

Did CPR for 20 minutes today so I can skip the gym right? 😅

Love youuu 🩷🩷

Bosco’s tits are literally perfect

I forgot to share w bsky, I’m a glasses girly now! I can see! 😅🖤

My superpower is knowing the most obscure movie references 😂

Living near the gum factory is fun bc the air smells minty a lot of the time

They were sold out of elote by 12:35pm… I hate white people

There’s a local taco truck I visit like three times per week and I’m already annoyed about the line I know will be there today just bc it’s cinco de mayo. Can I get a loyalty member flash pass pls 😂

At least my ghost will be clean

I’ve gotten a combined total of 6 hours of sleep these last two nights and I’m just praying I get a nap today

As a woman, why does it smell like a barn after you use the bathroom? These BBLs are suffocating your kitty! Let her breath PLEASE

2025 is taking a lot of fucking lives 💔

Today I saw a PCP for the first time in about 10 years and got started on medication for my mental health. I also went to the eye doctor and got my first ever pair of glasses 😁😁😁😁

Millennials and Gen Z in healthcare is actually such a refreshing change of pace. I told my MA this morning I have a few appointments today she said “yesss self care queen” and I can’t stop smiling ☺️

It’s amazing how quick an albuterol neb gives me my breathe back

Everybody wants to be something, some of us have the dedication to become it.

Some of y’all wayyyyy too serious. And that’s coming from me 😂

Having a third child w a third woman while you’ve abandoned your first two sons is fucking insane bro

Welp… that Kate Spade x Target collab sold out quick af. Not a single purse left 😢

I know I’m a witch bc I always get my period on the full moon 🩷🌕

You know how annoying it is that everyone is suddenly an “expert” on autism 🙄

I run at a low level freak out at all times