Making enemies in a country as heavily-armed as America is unwise.

Fellas - we are very nearly there now! Let's get this across the line!
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Fellas - after a one-day hiatus due to photoshopper's block, Tuba Division's mission to clean up the planet continues!

As ever, this is an excellent cause - evacuation vehicles for the guys on the front lines. Please give generously if you can.
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Day 3 of the fundraiser and more shenanigans unfold!

I wouldn't call it kidnapping so much as garbage removal...

Hey fellas - there's a fundraiser running via the 69th Sniffing Brigade that a fried of mine in Germany is helping with and she's asked me to spread the word here. The fundraiser is for two trucks.

Also, we get to ridicule AfD at the same time. What's not to like?
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Calling all palaeontologists!

What is the "cat gap" and how did it happen?

I prefer to call it the Gulf of Compensating.

"One of the most terrible organizations on earth"??

I'm pretty sure the NKVD and the SS were worse.

Serves you right, heretic!

Elon has found proof of who funds the NAFO.

NAFO has four letters. The fourth letter is D.
DOGE (Elon's outfit) has four letters, so it's still D.

4+4= 8

The 8th letter is H.

So the secret NAFO overlord's initials are DH.

DUSTIN HOFFMAN FUNDS THE NAFO!!!

I gather one of Alaudinov's close colleagues received a high-explosive retirement package yesterday too.

I'm currently having a "conversation" with a MAGAt in Texas who loves that fact that Musk now has complete access to every American's social security and tax details and thinks his tax dollars will go to "America first."

I've just told him I'm Ukrainian and thanked him for his money 😃

Musk is doing to the US government what he does to all the companies he buys: firing the vast bulk of the staff and making the survivors work ten times as hard to do the same jobs.

I fully expect him to blame "woke left Democrats" for this tragedy. Anyone, in fact, but himself.

What's really annoying is that I had a Tuba Division montage all planned out and now I can't do it for another week.

Ye olde parpe!

So my Twatter main got another 7 days in the sin bin because the morons who programmed the ban bot understand neither context nor sarcasm 🙄

Is there any way to quickly follow back everyone who's followed me? Practically 100% of my replies on this platform are "XYZ has followed you" and, gratifying as that may be, it means basically all of my engagement here is following people back and it's becoming kind of a grind.

Help, please?

There's only so many economists you can throw through windows before reality takes hold.

Will there be a three-day special military operation to seize it?

Completely non-political, history-based question for absolutely anyone out there (technically, two questions, but hey).

Why did WW2 Japanese ships (mainly carriers as far as I know) have all those white bags attached to their superstructure? Were they sandbags? And did they work?

Okay, three.

Well, it's one definition of "special".

They didn't even put any chicken wire over it??

I'm using a couple of those right now.

Just look for tubas and I won't be far away 😃

We have a civic and moral duty to persuade them that we're Big Government spying on them.

I would be loath to put such a handsome fella into the Tuba of Torment! For one thing, he's too wide!

I'm afraid to say that the rules and regulations of Tuba Division on Bluesky are not, as some malingerers have suggested, relaxed and carefree. I am still the same demented martinet here as I was over there.

However, I am not a tyrant. Therefore, 6pm every Tuesday is Pineapple Mai Tai Night!

So a Reform UK propagandist is getting absolutely rinsed on Twatter and it's hilarious. Starting the New Year with a bang and a ratio!
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Hey, fellas - I need some good Ukrainian swears that I can fire at the vatniks and MAGAts. I picked up this juicy one the other day but I need a bit of flexibility.

"Іди до біса, свинолоба" - I'm in polite company here so I'll leave you to google it.

MOAR!

It still needs work. I haven't added the sequins or scorpions yet.